Fourteighteen

A girl who could be eighteen.... but she's probably fourteen. The perfect woman.

Hey look over there at those bomb-ass fourteighteens! I bet they'll do us if we buy them cigarettes.

"How old are you?"
"Fourt.."
"Eighteen?"
"No, fourt.."
"Eighteen?"
"Yeah...um..eighteen..I guess."
"Alright!"

by Fencecat42 July 1, 2008

Hayden Fortington

Hayden Fortington is a fucking gay cunt. He lies about having an 8 inch penis and talks to 13 year old girls to cover up that he is gay

Person 1: Apparently that guy is talking to a 13 year old
Person 2: That must be Hayden Fortington the gay cunt

by PrincessHollyHaydensMissus October 27, 2020

penny-farthing

also known as a high wheel, high wheeler or ordinary, was the first machine to be called a "bicycle"

Hey, where'd you get the "penny-farthing"

Oh. I borrowed it from my friend.

by nielol February 6, 2022

Reverse Penny Farthing

When you tilt the wheelchair forward and proceed to penetrate her through the gap in the cushion

Dude, did you hear Jackson gave Barbara the old Reverse Penny Farthing! She forgot to put her breaks on and almost rolled away!

by CinemaSecrets May 30, 2018

furtling

The practice of cutting holes in the genital areas of people in photographs, then inserting one's fingers as a means of deriving sexual pleasure.

I cut a hole in Jenny's picture, then furtled her for hours.

by Stan B. July 25, 2006

Farthing

A affluent college girl, who drives an expensive car, wears expensive clothing, large sun glasses, and has a low grade point average in a major(typically Anthropology, Sociology, Psychology,etc.)

Man that frat party last night was overrun with Farthings

by JA19 July 7, 2011

penny-farthing

running around in circles with a small person's legs clamped round your head screaming into her tuppence.

she charged me 30 dollars more for a penny-farthing.

by Cliff Richard January 3, 2005