Barrow-In-Furness

A small town in Cumbria, North West of England (near Kendal.)

Although Barrow may be absolutely tiny, it is a very good place to go and look around. Although I have never been to Barrow it is one of the greatest cities in the world.

Lets go to Barrow-In-Furness, I hear there's a pigeon that lives there.

Many people have claimed to have seen Barrow, including the people that live there.

I'm so happy that Barrow is in the same planet as me

by Mr Creosote October 14, 2011

Furness

An expression from the town of Blackburn in Northern England to describe an vacuous headed individual who speaks with a mono tonal drone.

To be a Furness you would be devoid of personal social skills, and have a social network totally reliant on an internet connection. Furness's have been known to set up personal websites to create an illusion of self importance, of course everyone will know this. Furness's are not adverse to using bigland to get there own way, or to dominate there internet social peers.

Furness's have personal traits that include childishness, and stubbornness. Furness's are also to known to have lower than average intelligence and work and work in unskilled and mundane occupations (e.g. Restaurants / Factories)

See that Ian on his motorbike he is a right Furness

by Julian Whitby October 18, 2008

Cory Furness

A generally teenage male who is the epitome of the world's failure and is, by and large, commonly unsuccessful in everyday life. Frequently heard to say "Nyaa-Dug!" in occurrence of failure

OMGWTFBBQ look at that muppet over there, he fails like cory furness

by wooticles October 24, 2009

Barrow-in-Furness

A town situated in the North West of England, one entrance and one exit, residents consist of the elderly, drug addicts, chavs, pedophile boy racers who pick up 15 year old girls from mc'donalds in the hopes of a shag and face a possible rape charge.
Most of barrows commerce are essentially charity shops, hair salons, takeaways, pubs and empty buildings! There's fuck all do to in this shit hole so if you ever come to visit turn around back up the A590 and go somewhere else before the radiation from BAE gets you.

Drug and knife crime where ever you go and some little tracksuit wearing cunt will try and size you up just for not wearing what he's wearing.
Highest teen pregnancy in Europe aswell as drug addiction and most depressing town in the UK as seen in the news!

Want to go to Barrow-in-Furness

No it's a Shit hole

by anonymous July 1, 2021

Furness

A low mono-tonal whine often mistaken for undewater seismic testing. Often followed by mass beachings of marine mammals.

The recent dolphin strandings are suspected to be caused by a Furness.

by Mr. C. December 1, 2004

Leonard Fournette

Leonard Fournette is currently a running back for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers wearing the #28 on his jersey and a Superbowl LV Champion. Before embarking to Tampa he played for LSU and was drafted to the Jacksonville Jaguars in 2017. The Jaguars in 2019 cut Fournette which in the future would be reflect back as a mistake. In 2020 Fournette joined the Buccaneers from the help of Tom Brady. He then contributed heavily to the success of the Buccaneers playoff appearances which sent them to Superbowl LV. The Buccaneers won the Superbowl and Fournette was able to score a touchdown in the process. When he is playing he's often described as a tank of how he's able to go through multiple players at a time. Nicknames of him include Playoff Lenny, Superbowl Lenny, and Lombardi Lenny.

I'm pretty sure the Jaguars really regret cutting Leonard Fournette

by OhioStateHater February 14, 2021

Furness

Furness in scouse means to demolish or destroy something or someone

Say is some says 'can I Furness these crisp' it means can I finish off (demolish your crisp)

Furness all the haters

by Kaitlyn & Jessica March 27, 2017