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Goon Of Fortune

Derived from the popular game show 'Wheel of Fortune', this involves pegging a number bags of goon to a rotary clothesline such as the very Australian, Hills Hoist. Partners stand around the clothesline and the host (usually in a dress) spins the clothesline and goon of fortune is shouted out. When the bags stop whatever partners, one must scull the goon whilst the other partner performs some sort of stunt (running around, push ups etc) come back and tag their partner who stops drinking. This continues until the goon runs out.
1: Dude, what happened to your shirt.
2: Goon of fortune.
by spooned May 24, 2005
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Fortunate Son

The song that plays in basically every Vietnam War movie.
When I was fighting in the forest, I heard the sounds of Fortunate Son playing in the background
by trhrj4tj June 8, 2018
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Fortune Cookie Religion

Fortune Cookie Religion describes religious beliefs that are not based on reading religious texts in their entirety but by reading one disjointed verse at a time, as though getting small doses of wisdom akin to a fortune cookie.

The reader then forces that one short verse to apply to their lives and those around them without reading the chapters before or after. This style of religion creates a tendancy for the words to be misinterpretted or taken out of context. Also the reader usually does very little to understand the culture at the time, or other inferences surrounding the time and place that the scripture was written.

In essence it is a shallow religious base comprised of little effort or research on the part of the person. Someone who is Fortune Cookie Religious likes little sayings, quotes, and things with bits of scripture on them, to outwardly show to others that they are religious, but rarely do they read their religious texts themselves. They wait for someone else to tell them what to believe.
Jane's Fortune Cookie Religion involves her reading her Zen Calendar every day.

Tom's made a Fortune Cookie Religion out of reading his horoscope.

Sally's turned reading the Bible into a Fortune Cookie Religion with the way she opens it and points to a random verse, hoping that it will show her the way.
by Lindsay Archer July 14, 2007
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Nigger fortune cookie

A piece of corn bred with a food stamp baked in the middle of it.
Otis, look at Leroy. He done got himself a nigger fortune cookie on his way back from the liquor store!
by Samurai Sam September 14, 2006
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hat fortress 2

Slang for Team Fortress 2, which is the only war-themed hat simulator in gaming history.
So, you're playing Hat Fortress 2?
by BrisonVids October 22, 2013
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Blunts Bitches & Forties

Blunts Bitches & Forties is the successor of Sex Drugs & Rock N Roll as a representative of the ethos of a generation. It shows a generation gap as it creates a distinctive separation between an aging generation and today's new generation of youth.

We are the epitome of the effects of 25 years of crack music.
Yo! Lets party! Blunts Bitches & Forties!!
by rsktkr October 13, 2010
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Forthead

Someone who is dangerously obsessed with the game fortnite; and dedicates their life to winning the game.
Oh yea that kid David never leaves the house anymore, he’s such a forthead.
by Caitygurl87 February 6, 2018
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