fortnight

Congrats, you spelled Fortnite wrong. You're probably a kid or a scammer who doesn't play Fortnite. Or you know the real meaning of "fortnight", which means 14 days or a week.

Summer holidays begin in fortnight.

by Wanja01 March 12, 2020

fortnight

A night of drinking that consists of drinking only a forty oz. bottle of beer, usually when the person cannot have a hangover the next day but wants to have a good buzz.

I have an exam tomorrow at 8AM, so let's just have a fortnight.

by DEBAG313 September 28, 2012

fortnight

Slang for a long period of time, or what seems like a long period of time.

I'm so tired, I haven't slept in a fortnight.

I haven't seen Nigel in a fortnight.

by Kyle V M December 29, 2005

fortnight

A video game played by virgins or people who have no social appeal.

“Sorry, your tits are nice but i’m top 5 in fortnight right now.”

by Bigboiblablade May 5, 2018

fortnight

A slang word to express the physical strength of a person as being too weak (two week)

That kid's so frickin fortnight

by creaturecalydon December 11, 2009

fortnight

Fortnight is a word that means a period of two weeks. It is commonly used in the sense of kidnapping victim having been violated or beaten for said amount of time. however has no negative or sexual connotation on it's own.

1) I was kidnapped by pirates, they raped and violated me for a fortnight.
2) hello i haven't seen you on a fortnight.
3) like my new tattoo i got it a fortnight ago.

by sexygerl February 25, 2017

Fortnightitis

An unhealthy obsession to playing Fortnite.

Random person: Did you hear about that guy who spent £400 on Fortnite?
Me: Yeah, He has got Fortnightitis!
Random person: Oh no, That's serious!

by The_Mockingjay February 28, 2019