fortifucked

when your local firewall at work/school(fortiguard is a favorite) block all you favorite sites. i.e. facebook, youtube, porn....

Yeah we tried lookin up this epic video but we got fortifucked!

by Gov'na of pussay November 14, 2010

Footfuckinatosis

When someone refuses to put any type of moisturizer on their feet and continue to take shoes off and rub their feet together leaving piles of dead skin known as sand castles. This foot dust gets cycled into the HVAC system causing a health risk. Not to mention what some would call a hostile work environment having to witness such poor personal hygiene.

No more Birkinstocks at work and shoes must be worn at all times. There have been several cases of Footfuckinatosis and we can't afford the absence of staff or the insurance costs.

by Blkprep August 5, 2018

Forfuckingot

Pronounced: Fur-fucking-got.

When one has a sudden remembrance of previous thought of great importance.

For example:

~"Hey dude, are you still planning on seeing a movie with us later?"

~"Holy shit dude, I forfuckingot about that!"

by Clyde Lyden-Merrywether May 13, 2010

forkfuck

Sticking a fork up your tight, little, Asshole

I just forkfucked my buddy the other day

by TheTwoTrucksGuy December 20, 2020

Fartfucker

One who humps the air in the same manner a dog would do. This is common when a man neglects to wash his balls. When they are with fumundacheese, a woman will pick up on this, thus pushing her mate aside. His only recourse is to hump the lingering pussy odor in the air.

The fartfucker could put someones eye out with that!

by Papacoon January 8, 2009

fartfucker

someone who is a fucker that farts alot or meanie a dumbass or retard

William Dobbs, Timothy Dilich, Sadie Butzco(haha sadie we love you lmao)

by Michelle and Tory November 23, 2004

Fortsuck

Hater of fornite word

Ex

10 year old kiddos -Dude i love fortnite

Hater - do you mean fortsuck
Kiddos- fortsuck?
Hater -fortsuck m’y balls

by Mid360 February 13, 2020