force field shit

When somebody shits in the bathroom and the next person to use the bathroom can't get close enough to the toilet to use it because the strong odor of the turd has created a force field. You can't get close enough to penetrate the toilet.

Rick I thought you had to use the bathroom? I did but Joe took a force field shit and I couldn't penetrate it.

by Aj36mason January 18, 2017

forbidden pre workout

Using anything regarding a crushing memory yo motivate you in the gym instead of normal pre-workout (e.g. reading ex texts or talking to your ex, remembering a dead relative/friend, etc.)

Person 1: Damn I ran outta pre
Person 2: That sucks, you gonna use the forbidden pre workout?
Person 1: Already sent the text

by anonymous April 28, 2022

Ferbert

To blow a a fart noise with your mouth on someone's skin.

Things were getting too serious with my girlfriend so I ferberted her belly to make her laugh.

by Ferlin September 22, 2012

The Forbidden Pre

Instead of normal pre-workouts that use caffeine, the forbidden pre utilizes your pain, rage, regret, or vengeance as motivation. Most of the time, this can even be more effective than more traditional types of pre-workout. Ever been heartbroken? Use that forbidden pre. Ever had a good buddy pass away recently? Use that forbidden pre. Remember that one kid who called you fat in middle school? Use that forbidden pre.

Man, I ran out of pre-workout, I guess I have to load up those old messages and use the forbidden pre.

*2 seconds later*
AHHHHHHHHHGH

*slams deadlift PR"

by Cheesebuger2143 July 23, 2022

Black air force 1s

Sketchy mf shoe if you see someone wearing them get the fuck out of there. This man has black af1s because the color hides the blood when he stomps someone out...

random person: oh nice sho...
person with black air force 1s: *BANG BANG BANG*

by papapapapa123 March 22, 2019

Delta Force

1st Special Forces Operational Detachment-Delta (1st SFOD-D), popularly known as Delta Force, is a U.S. Army component of Joint Special Operations Command. It was formerly listed as the Combat Applications Group (CAG) by the Department of Defense. While 1st SFOD-D is administratively supported by USASOC, it falls under the operational control of the Joint Special Operations Command. Delta Force and its Navy counterpart, the Naval Special Warfare Development Group, are the United States military's primary counter-terrorism units. It is often referred to in the U.S. media as a Special Mission Unit.

Delta Force's primary tasks are counter-terrorism, direct action, and national intervention operations, although it is an extremely versatile group capable of conducting many types of clandestine missions, including, but not limited to, hostage rescues and raids.

The Central Intelligence Agency's highly secretive Special Activities Division (SAD) and more specifically its elite Special Operations Group (SOG) often works with – and recruits – operators from Delta Force.

The unit is under the organization of the US Army Special Operations Command (USASOC) but is controlled by the Joint Special Operations Command (JSOC). Command of 1st SFOD-D is a Colonel's billet. Virtually all information about the unit is highly classified and details about specific missions or operations generally are not available publicly. A number of sources, including the book Inside Delta Force by Command Sergeant Major Eric L. Haney (ret.), suggest the unit's strength ranges from 800 to 1,000 personnel.

by The Centurion January 31, 2015

civilian national security force

A president's personal gestapo or stasi-like police force, used to intimidate the populace in general and terrorize opponents.

To my astonishment, the president actually said: "We cannot continue to rely on our military in order to achieve the national security objectives we've set. We've got to have a civilian national security force that's just as powerful, just as strong, just as well-funded."

by Barry Shite January 27, 2014