Staff Meeting

A genteel request for sex that can be made in public.

She: You available for a staff meeting this evening?
He: Yes, I'll bring Peter.

by Ebullient Gideon July 1, 2011

Wizard Staff

Wizard Staff is a drinking game in which participants consume 12 oz. cans of beer. One begins the game by simply consuming a 12 oz. can of beer. Upon consumption, the bottom of a second 12 oz. can of beer is duct-taped to the top of the consumed 12 oz. can of beer. This process continues until one has what appears to be a Wizard's Staff.

By the end of the evening, participants will be able to perform magic.

Dude: Brah, that was a crazy game of Wizard Staff last night.

Brah: Word, dude. At least there wasn't anything to clean up.

by WizardStaff May 17, 2006

bow staff

another term for a lacrosse stick, only used be legit laxers.

Look at him cradle with his bow staff. Shits legit.

by laxxxxxxxxxxx February 16, 2009

Twitch Staff

A term usually used to describe a Simp or Incel because those words are now banned on twitch.

bruh u got all of these guys being twitch staff for u

by Billy Bob' December 20, 2020

Poop Staff

A stick or large pole reserved specifically to chop and mash giant turds that fail the usual two flush method.

Grab the poop staff; this one’s not going down without a fight.

by Napoledan February 5, 2019

mineplex staff

A species of idiot that likes to ban people for no reason. Most are suck-ups and tryhards. They do nothing helpful except possibly making a game hacker-free if the hackers are morons who speed fly across the map to force-field everyone at the enemy's spawn.

Joe: I need a slow animal to study for science class. It needs to be lazy and stupid.
Bill: Just do a report on mineplex staff!

by FlyingTryhard March 17, 2017

Tumblr-Staff

To make a situation or thing worse than originally was, despite constant criticism. Based off of the staff on Tumblr, who consistently create unnecessary updates that the users hate.

Man, Jimmy really tumblr-staffed our chances for the finals when we told him not to try and go for those three-point shots.

by Undead32 October 19, 2015