Did you see that hot jpeg footage?

What you should say when your about to piss on the moon with a dong that look like a wall nut.

Did you see that hot jpeg footage? *starts shooting a wall*

by a_underscore January 29, 2021

Roll that beautiful bean footage

The act of tongue lapping the clitoris

Man, Im gonnna take your mom home and "roll that beautiful bean footage."

by Andy October 6, 2004

I’ve seen footage

Song by Death Grips

I’ve seen footage makes me want to tear my hair out and pee all over the Walmart medicine section

by Crackoholic February 5, 2022

footage

A noun describing shoes (or any other footwear), often used when bragging about new shoes.

Check out my new footage blud, I got 'em yesterday.

by Zachiister June 21, 2011

Footle

Verb. To Footle. Footling is voluntarily undertaking a work type task in your own leisure time but in a half arsed or at least, unproductive, way. Footling is enjoyable to the footler, a bit like pottering. Pottering is normally done in a home or leisure environment, where as footling is undertaken in a work environment.

Footle is often used in a derogatory sense to indicate someone is doing a piss poor job of something, or to communicate the lack of importance of a particular job.

"Nevermind painting that, stop footling about and put the fucking fence up"

"Hey dude, what you up to?
Nuthin man, just footling about with these exhausts."

"Dude, did you footle that, or just fuck it up totally?"

by DMIG October 27, 2011

Footles

Handles on the bottom of doors that let you open the door with a foot.

Thornton's gas station is the first place I saw footles in use.

by Kjahnke812 July 16, 2021

Foolales

When a person is full of mud and dirt, but it can also be used to call somebody a disgusting pig.

“You are such a foolales!”
“Oh dear, you are full of foolales”

by Iazaro November 29, 2022