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fookin trousi

bad pair of trousers,stained,torn or otherwise not how you want them. generally owned by the scotish
i cannai find ma best pair of fookin trousi
by the trousi hunters October 3, 2006
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Fookin' Shankled

Drunk enough to enjoy a night at a really shitty club or party.
Olly: Where did u go on Friday?
Ali: Embrace; It was chavvy, but I was drunk enough to enjoy it,
Olly: wow, you must have been fookin' shankled.
by 123skiddy321 June 7, 2009
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Fooking dook

1. Used as a expletive to describe situations of extreme absurdidy, frustration, confusion, anger, grief and ecstasy.

2. An exclamation to emphasize the importance of a phrase or point in common conversation.

3. A preface to any discussion or siteing of sheep in the Irish countryside.

Entomology: The term originated in Ireland when a play was witnessed by a group of Irish lititure students. In this play, the characters kept screaming “fooking bingo” to the point that when the students arrived back at their hotel and noticed a rubber duck in the bathroom, they had no choice but to shriek “its a fooking dook”. From this point forward, fooking dook became a substitute for phrases like: fuck, shit, fucking shit, etc. It is important to note that fooking is an expletive while the word fucking is used to describe sex. Therefore a fooking dook and a fucking duck are two very different things.
“Fooking dook, I still haven’t finished my Ireland Paper and it’s due in one hour!”

Oh my god!!! They left us a fooking dook!”

*drops plate full of food on the floor* “FOOKING DOOK”

“Fooking dook, it’s a sheep.”
by Fooking sheep May 19, 2018
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fooking

replacement for "fucking"
1- verb form
2- adj form
3- noun form
1- he was fooking his hoe when his parents walked in
2- he looked like a fooking mess
3- you should have seen the fooking his dad gave him afterward!
by chugg3h June 9, 2003
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fookin hell

Fook is a variation of fuck. British people prononces fuck as fook. Fookin hell came from fucking hell. It is to show frustration or sometimes to laugh at something ridiculous.
Fookin hell he has a dick on his head.
Fookin hell how did i fail my test?
by Bob Stevenson 111 May 7, 2018
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Fookin

A flexible adjective used primarily to describe prawns and other humanoid extraterrestrial life. And some other things too, if you're from South Africa.
That fookin prawn just ate some fookin cat food!
by Wikus Van De Merwe February 16, 2010
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fookin

The result of someone with a Mancunian accent trying to say the word 'fucking'
"Oi, ya fookin' bastard ya!
by Martin Thomas July 9, 2003
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