Foodle

To put food in someones hair

Man my hair is a mess, bob just totally foodled me.

by Simmonspoop May 17, 2009

Foodle

When someone or something is foolishly stupid

That test grade was so foodle

by Godzilla3201 December 19, 2015

Foodle

foodle (or foodling) is the act of making out or snogging without the use of you or your partners tongues. This form of kissing is extremely un-passionate and shows a lack of desire to become acquainted with your partners amoebas. Often people will foodle when they are afraid their partner may have unknown, malicious diseases

Friend: "are you and James dating?"
Emily: "yeah, but it's not serious...I mean, we were just foodling on the couch"
Friend: "you and James foodle? gross..."

by Tantia April 29, 2010

Foodle

A person who is a cross between a poodle and a ferret.

She is such a foodle! Her eyes are close together and beedy, her nose is pointy and her hair is curly.

by Niku Reebuman December 18, 2003

Soft Foodle

When your hitting it from the back and your dick gets floppy.

Dude #1: Hey bro how did it go with your bae last night.
Dude #2: I got a soft foodle half way through.

by Dead Whiteman March 26, 2017

Foodle

A gay female

John .Oh I really don’t like the word lesbian ,I don’t have any issues but i feel gay women need a new less aggressive word ,Cara

Cara .I know Iv got a good word ,Foodle

by magic,8ball May 21, 2021

Foodle

When you wank your meat. This means you will get sexual pleasure from anyone you can see or also while watching porn you could foodle.

I just foodled and it felt so good!

by togamoaa April 5, 2019