Food-baby

Eating such an amount of food as to make it feel that you are actually pregnant. Distension of the abdomen due to eating a large meal. The feeling of stretching of your belly due to eating too much.

Jim, you get credit for this :D

Ugh, the food-baby is kicking, I shouldn't have eaten two burritos

by LaEnana January 11, 2011

food baby

Over eating, the feeling of being too full

I ate so much dinner I got a food baby.

by dorkey January 24, 2004

Food Baby

The event, when having eaten a large amount of food, you're stomach bulges out, much like that of a pregnant woman. It is highly uncomfortable and often occurs Thanksgiving.

"I knew I shouldn't have had that 3rd piece of pie and 6th helping of stuffing. Now I have a major food baby."

by LeoFLJ November 27, 2009

Food baby

A Turd, Dump, Bowel movement, fecal defecation. Much harder to give birth to than an actualy human baby.

Dude i gotta run to the toilet to give birth to a food baby!

by KL Whitjohj November 29, 2012

Food Baby

To eat so much that one must losen one's belt to make room for their new food baby

"Wow I ate so much now I have a food baby"
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by meltab November 11, 2010

food baby

defecation;

I'm going into labor - I'm gonna have a food baby!

by Scrops July 12, 2002

Food Babies

When you've ate so much food it looks like your pregnant.. hence food babies

I've ate soooo much, I totally have food babies

by vampiricprincess June 5, 2010