Janine Fontana

Biggest MILF ever. Super hawt tramp stamp. Best sex ever.

Dude I had sex with Janine Fontana the other day and it was so ridiculous that she couldn't stand for 4 hours.

by 777000 December 21, 2008

to Fontaine

v. to act so homosexual that it\'s &%$#ing ridiculous, but remaining completely and totally heterosexual.

1. While your friend randomly humps a sexy german boy you say,\"WTF!! That kid has been doing way to much Fontaineing lately.\"

2. Why do you two straight boys Fontaine so much?? Stop licking each other\'s nipples.

by Caleman and the Fontainer April 26, 2005

fountainlandscape87

The greatest photographer you will ever find. She's like a unicorn you will never meet another person lime her.

Do you know Charlene? Oh you mean fountainlandscape87, yeah I saw her work once it was epic. You could see her soul through her artwork.

by CollIsTheBest March 16, 2023

Fontain

When you have mixed emotions about someone or something.

I feel very fontain about the boy in red.

by Norhi May 11, 2017

fontana

town were most beaners live now..
my favorite town in this country nd world!! =

fontana,is were all my mexican friends live! = para siembre bitches!!

by CHRiSBROWNLOVERR99 January 11, 2008

fontina

A shitty cheese that people add to things to make them seem fancy.

Come to Applebee's for our new Steak and Fontina sandwich!

by FontinaHater27 December 4, 2013

melanie fontana

a white mayo-loving cracker who likes to steal other people's hard work and takes credit for bare shit.

"oMg HeHE evERyONe,, I dID aLL tHe WOrK LOL"
"ew is that a melanie fontana"

by segsikook October 21, 2020