fong

To strike or more specifically kick, taken from the film 'a knight's tale' where it is used by the character Watt (played by alan Tudyk)

I will fong you until your outsides are in, your insides are out, your entrails will become your extrails. Pain! lots of pain! (Watt to Chaucer)

by tau June 20, 2006

fonging

Your intrail will become your extrails... pain... lots of pain...

"One more word, and i will give you the fonging of your life."

by lucly110 February 18, 2004

Fonging

To beat the shit out of someone within an inch of their life.

When i finish fonging your ass you're going to be sorry

by Jack Arentz January 11, 2004

Fonging

Fonging is when you take the rack out of your oven, tie two strings around the end, wrap the other end of the strings around your fingers, and then bend over slightly from the waist and put your fingers in your ears, at which point others gently tap on the rack with kitchen utensils such as wooden salad spoons, turkey basters, or screwdrivers and it makes an amazing sound in your head.

Fonging with your friends is a great way to have fun.

by Erasmus Caffery October 4, 2006

Fonged

1) To be struck with an obvious answer or response, when asking a question (usually with implied connotations).

2) To get an unintended answer.

Bob: Hey George, how do you make your long distance calls? (really asking if he used a calling card or etc.)

George: The telephone.

"Bob was fonged."

by ibejason May 4, 2003

The Fong

When you go into a test without studying with only belief in yourself and end up getting 90%-100%

When you have a test just do The Fong

by Mou_sk May 29, 2022

fong

someone who is always there for you whenever you need them. Without a fongie-wongie life couldnt be any crazier

a fong wong

by Jnow April 20, 2003