foner boner

when a guy thinks he has a boner but doesn't.
Foner boners are usually bragged about.
Also try boner

guy1: Im so hard right now.
guy2: no,dude, you just have a foner boner.
guy1: oh...

by livvvvvvv February 14, 2008

FONEE

Fear Of Not Enjoying Enough

counterpart to FOMO.
Happens when one is doing some desirable activity, but is overwhelmed by the fear that they are not "in it" and not enjoying the moment enough.

(while watching a sunset)
- isn't this view amazing?
* I know, but I am constantly thinking about work, and I'm having really bad FONEE because of it.

by flekkie_ April 27, 2022

lawyer foyer

A two-story tall entryway typically found in a McMansion that is emblematic of a powerful institution yet comprised of cheap and tacky finishes.

From the outside I could tell it was a McMansion, but the Kinkade hanging in the Lawyer Foyer was the icing on the cake.

by LochNessa7 April 23, 2018

Foxers

FOXERS is a loungewear/lingerie company that was founded in 2007 by April Spring. It has grown from the first styles of women's underwear with the men's boxer waistband, to many styles that bridge sleepwear and loungewear.

When wearing FOXERS, you might be asked "Are you wearing boxer shorts?" You can proudly answer, "not boxers, FOXERS!"

by Foxers October 7, 2015

The Fogerty Look

The look one will give during the act of Fogerty Time if someone derives from the routine. It is commonly misinterpreted as a death stare, for they are very similar.

As we were jamming, I started to add a bit of zest to my bass line, and I immediately got The Fogerty Look. I proceeded to return to the original bass line in fear for my life.

by Kaptnsassypants December 1, 2009

foser

the best.

he is such a foser!

by 2:22 May 17, 2011

Fongerosa

An exceptionally large or suprising fonger

Look at the eiffel tower, it's quite the fongerosa!

by The Grabulator August 20, 2006