Fonkey

a fake or false monkey, usually a person who's appearance greatly resembles a monkey

Corey: Hey Ernest.....Hey monkey you need to quit ignoring me
Ernest: Y'all gonna quit, I ain't no monkey
Corey: You right, you a fake monkey
James: A Fonkey

by cvcroskey May 1, 2018

Fonkebabe

When a bloke is so shitcocked that he/she doesn’t know how to speak or text- ends up frolics around the club/ beer garden

Friend 1: Yo bro wya? We’re at the pub across the street.

Friend 2: “Word deme wow come. I am a doing fonkebabe soon“

by TheReal961 June 11, 2023

fonké

how the french people say funky

oh mon dieu, c'est la fonké merde!

by fonké July 30, 2008

fanaked

The act of being naked while having a fan blow across ones man/woman bits in an attempt to cool down during hot days. Also works well in an attempt to relieve stinging, itching or burning.

Man, those hot wings left my anus on fire! I need to get fanaked when I get home.

by poke_hippo July 3, 2010

Fnake

1) Artificial snakeskin used in accessories such as shoes and handbags. The snakeskin equivalent of pleather.

2) An alternative to the word 'fuck' and all it's derivatives.

1) 'I just got these awesome fnake stilettos.'

2) 'Fnaking hell, you fnaked my fnaking sister!'

by twisted witch hazel August 27, 2012

FOAKES

Flip Out And Kill Everyone Syndrome
Most people who have FOAKES are ninjas or pirates. FOAKES is a mind condition that makes people flip out and just kill everyone.

The Ninja with FOAkES, killed everyone just because some kid dropped a spoon.

by Dracoon May 8, 2005

foraker

Originating from the Spanish isles as slang for a sore butthole after a long night of anal sex.

That guy totally gave me a foraker

by Devon D'Andrea November 18, 2004