Guy who became famous as Subway's spokesman, he famously lost a lot of weight by eating healthy at Subway. In 2007, he was accused of several sexual crimes, for which he was indicted for and arrested for in July of 2015. He was released on bail, but faced a possible life sentence if convicted. In August 2015, he pleaded guilty to lesser offenses in exchange for no more than 12 years in prison. On November 19, 2015, Fogle was formally sentenced. The media set up outside his house, and he was seen walking from outside his house into a car. He was later seen that day entering a federal courthouse. At the sentencing, he was sentenced to 15 years in prison, slightly over the promised maximum of 12, but still better than the possible life sentence. After the sentencing, Fogle was to report to federal prison, and in a huge twist of irony, that night, his last day as a free man for 15 years, he ate at Subway. I guess he really does love Subway, despite tarnishing their reputation. The next day, in the early morning hours, Fogle reported to federal prison for his booking, and has resided there ever since. He'll be released in 2029. He's been assaulted several times in prison.
by broke ass happy man October 21, 2020
Get the Jared Fogle mug.A condition which causes a mans thought process and senses to be blurred and distorted due to an excessive amount of cum that has backed up into his brain. The effects of this condition result in making multiple stupid mistakes.
Mike must be cum fogged because he is continually fucking up at work and I know his wife, Sandy, is giving him no love.
by Clint G April 25, 2006
Get the Cum Fogged mug.A love made with such intensity and energy (usually in a car) that all the windows around get fogged up and everyone can see that some hardcore lovemaking must be going down.
by For Shizil My Nizil December 9, 2008
Get the Window Fogger mug.A form of intoxication or confusion in which ridiculous this can and will happen. Can be synonymous with getting "retarded". Most common uses involve alcohol or beach locations.
Any event involving a large muscularly built male in beach attire saving someone can also be considered a form of "fogerhoffing".
Any event involving a large muscularly built male in beach attire saving someone can also be considered a form of "fogerhoffing".
"Oh man this weekend I drank 7 bottles of jaegermeister and got totally fogerhoffed!"
"dude you were going to drown till that bum foggerhoffed you"
"dude you were going to drown till that bum foggerhoffed you"
by Bary Armsby June 23, 2009
Get the fogerhoffed mug.Noun, Place: a place that exists in our imaginations that we can feel ourselves walking towards when we do or say something associated with someone "old" or that we associate with old person behavior.
example 1:
"I hate seeing kids with Heelys, they go all over and cut in front of me. It makes me crabby"
friend: "sounds like you're taking a baby step to Fogeyville, my friend."
"But I'm only 27!"
old ancient scroogey bitter resentment
"I hate seeing kids with Heelys, they go all over and cut in front of me. It makes me crabby"
friend: "sounds like you're taking a baby step to Fogeyville, my friend."
"But I'm only 27!"
old ancient scroogey bitter resentment
by scrogeybefore30? August 7, 2009
Get the Fogeyville mug.(exp., v.) The most common word of Profanese. It can:
a) tell someone to not worry about something
b) tell someone to forget about something
c) tell someone to stop talking
d) be a response to how you doin'?
e) be a response to you talkin' ta me?
f) comfort a distressed person
a) tell someone to not worry about something
b) tell someone to forget about something
c) tell someone to stop talking
d) be a response to how you doin'?
e) be a response to you talkin' ta me?
f) comfort a distressed person
by Razukin December 1, 2002
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