Sloot flute

An imaginary flute that, when played, signals the presence of one or more "sloots" (sluty women) in the vicinity. While playing the imaginary flute you may make the sound "Sloo-ta-loo" to let others know there are sloots in the area.

"dude, last night the sloot flutes were playing loud and proud!"
"Sloo-ta-loo!"

by Caseman1000 April 25, 2012

bird flute

a tiny penis, so small a song bird can use it to play a song

that guy has a bird flute.

by dutes March 8, 2008

Playing the flute

When there are holes in the blunt and one must use their fingers to cover them up for a good hit.

Damn Chris, I’m over here playing the flute because you put holes in the blunt while rolling it.

by Bargertron December 7, 2018

glute flute

noun - the instrument used to poot

Norrie plays a mean glute flute

by Elle Ji July 29, 2009

leather flute

Due to being of a similar shape, a penis is referred to as a "leather flute"

Bob: "Sandy is such a good musician, she was playing the leather flute all night long."

by ISRNNY December 9, 2013

Gook flute

Big loud muffler, usually seen on crappy import cars (Honda Civic for example) with small engines.

Damn man, did you see that ricer do a fly-by with his gook flute Honda? That car is SLOW!

by Anuskasvo January 28, 2009

Flutengabin

A ridiculous word used to totally confuse the hell out of anyone it is said to. Especially effective if used as a response to a question in conversation.

John: Yo Bill, what was the score of the game last night?
Bill: Oh the Cowboys game? Yeah, it was flutengabin.
John: It was what?!?!?!??!
Bill: Huh?

by FauxRealz October 27, 2009