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Pink Flannel Wife

A boring mousy woman who is inexplicably married to a sexy attractive man way out of her league.

A Pink Flannel Wife also has no sex drive and thinks that withholding sex from her much better looking spouse will keep him from straying.

See Marissa Tasker on All My Children, the original Pink Flannel Wife
He will soon tire of his pink flannel wife and go find a real woman.
by troysareus February 19, 2011
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yellow flannel

Something really good, which vote is like 10/10. It comes from the habit of YouTube music reviewer Anthony Fantano (theneedledrop) to wear a yellow flannel shirt every time he gives an album a 10.
Boy 1: mmh that girl juicy, it's a 10 for me
Boy 2: ikr, yellow flannel for me too
by 0Bli0 October 13, 2019
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Blue Funnel

Pseudonym of 1LT Jaclyn Gill of the 94th BSB, 4th Brigade, 10th Mountain Division, Fort Polk, Louisiana. So named because she made some (bad) amateur porn in college and in one video, (after a BAD blowjob), swallows a guy's load through a blue funnel inserted into her mouth, then wipes it out with her hands and licks it from her fingers. She is also a total bitch who is the personification of incompetence, pure evil, and has a busted-looking rotten snatch.
Person 1: "Did you see the video where Jackie drinks the jizz through the blue funnel?"

Person 2: "Yeah, it made me puke so hard, my dog jumped out the window. Blue Funnel's one disgusting bitch."

Person 1: "I'd hit it."

Person 2: "Yeah, with a stick maybe."
by TehMaestro January 14, 2008
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Meat Funnel

noun. A vagina, or woman's/gay man's anus during sexual intercourse.
My lawyer, Bill, was so eager to tell me that his secretary Mark has a much tighter meat funnel then his own wife has.
by cyberobotic July 30, 2010
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Lemon Funnel

When one individual whips out their penis and the the corresponding individual is laying on their side. Then the individual with the penis in hand begins to urinate in ones ear lobe creating a funnel affect.
Quick hurry I’m desiring one of your lemon funnels!
by LemFun July 21, 2021
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Flannel Friday

National Holiday.

Every Friday, it is the day to wear a flannel.

It also makes your decision about what to wear that day alot easier.

'Nuff said.
"I don't know what to wear today; OH WAIT! It's Flannel Friday!"
by jeffydos March 24, 2009
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Butt-Funnel

A small entrance to a dance floor, invented by Jon Taffer, designed to make people walk sideways and have eye contact.Comes in single and double varietys.
This is the deepest butt-funnel I have ever designed-Jon Taffer
by TheShad0wKat June 8, 2014
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