flandy

Hand job with a fleece glove(s) on.

It was snowing out, so my main bitch gave me a sweet flandy and kept her hands warm!

by amijon August 12, 2015

Flundergumped

Stupified, dumbfounded, flabbergasted

When you're hit in the head with a 2x4, you've done been flundergumped .

by Flundergumped April 22, 2016

Flandersism

A saying or characteristic likely to be uttered by the character of Ned Flanders in 'The Simpsons.'

"Dad couldn't just say 'OK,' like normal fathers, he had to go and say 'Okaly-dokay-do.' It was such an embarrassing Flandersism."

by erosanne February 27, 2010

pounding the flounder

Um well fucking yourself...
Masturbation
What your mom does at night...

She was pounding the flounder.

by Did bish August 28, 2016

fuzzy flounder fishing

tring to find and have sex with a women

lets go fuzzy flounder finshing tonight

by adam schott March 15, 2005

flandsome

A person, usually a male who looks handsome while wearing flannel

His wife remarked how flandsome he looked today.

by Buzzmann November 26, 2016

Flondor

The famed location in Lord Of The Rings, but better because it's flondor lmao.
Flond.

Elf: yo flondor bogrondor? Weaul.
Dwarf: WHAT TE FAK ARE YE SAYIN LAD?
Sauron: Bruh.
*Mordor falls*
Sauron: Flordor

by bowgart consumer November 17, 2022