Flumes

Flumes is used when something really sucks or is going rough.

“I failed my math test the other day”
“Man that really flumes sorry”

by thecoolestboi May 25, 2019

flume

An organ in your body right next to the Appendix, with no use.

Help! He stole my FLUME!

by Lixavonpls September 13, 2017

Zoom flume

A sex position in which the man swims up the girls vagina like a fish and comes out super fast.

“Martha and I tried the zoom flume last night, very spicy”

by Edie has small pp February 23, 2020

lamb flume

used to describe someone's arse hole

i went to a gaybar once, some guy tried to do me up the lamb flume

by sid and flo's mogging co. August 14, 2007

Flume Shot

The forceful insertion of butt sex, thus causing your ass to run like a log flume ride

Man, he went to prison and got a flume shot, now his ass is like a flume ride.

by Munch4 November 03, 2009

beef-flume

a vagina

"your mother is a beef-flume"

by anie July 25, 2003

Flume Technician

A very important, under-rated job. In a nut shell, it is a nutshell... Being on call 24/7, a flume technician is responsible for ensuring that the structural and watertight integrities of any and all flumes are maintained using technical equipment including duct tape, bungee cords, and clothespins (MacGyver style).

It is a booming profession. It's getting popular as well.

Jenn: What does Phil do all day? He always looks so busy but I never see him working.
Tom: Are you serious? Phil's the flume technician! Who would we call if his flume started leaking?
Jenn: But it always leaks...
Tom: EXACTLY! And he's always working on it! The lab would flood Zoltan style if he took a break.
Jenn: You have opened my eyes. How could I have been so wrong!
Phil: Hey dudes

by Thom Krüse April 17, 2009