Loose tea flotsam

loos tee flot-suhm
Noun
the small particles of loose tea leaves etc... that have could not be filtered out of a freshly brewed cup, mug, or tea pot of hot tea when loose tea is used instead of tea bags.

Professor Stiffupperlip: You were particularly careless today with my tea, Sarah. Far too much debris has exfiltrated into my Earl Grey.
Sarah, the teacher's assistant: Sorry Professor, that's just loose tea flotsam. I'll get you another cup. Perhaps, you should use tea bags instead of loose tea leaves for your morning cup of tea?
Professor Stiffupperlip: PERISH THE THOUGHT!

by Tsarstepan November 16, 2011

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Flotastic

Adj. Used to define something which possess properties of great goodness and smooth coolness.

"Yo, I was laid out in my caddie, chillin and being all flotastic and shit, when I spotted this fly bitch giving me the eye."

by CB Lifted May 29, 2009

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FloTard

Fucking Loser Retard

NOT to be used on actual mentally retarded people...thats just cruel...

ONLY for use on people who act retarded but aren't

For example....

1.Matt sharted at the party last night and didn't go home to change his pants...the flotard

2.Denise was being such a flotard today in english...Wtf was her problem?

See?
2nd most "amazing" word in the world

by Fucktarded Scarecrow July 31, 2009

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babby`s yed flottin

babby`s yed flottin.....a babies head floating.
A steak pudding in a tray with mushy peas smothered in gravy. The staple diet of anyone from Wigan. Taken from the descriptive of what a babies head might look like if it was coming out of a bath full of gravy....a babies head floating

(on entering a chippy)

(assistant)..."Wot yavin love?"

(Wiganer)..." I`ll av babby`s yed flottin, wi a barm-cake"

(assistant)..."sauce?"

(Wiganer)..."Aye, brown"

by Dr Fox May 23, 2007

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