Former CEO of Hewlett Packard during the dot com bust and 2016 Presidential Candidate
Demon Sheep Slayer and Ted Cruz Running Mate
Demon Sheep Slayer and Ted Cruz Running Mate
Donald Trump: "Look at that face! Would anyone vote for that? Can you imagine that, the face of our next president. I mean, she's a woman, and I'm not s'posedta say bad things, but really, folks, come on. Are we serious?"
Carly Fiorina: "Ladies, look at this face, and look at all of your faces. The face of leadership. The face of leadership in our party, the party of women's suffrage. The face of leadership in your communities, in your businesses, in your places of work and worship. Ladies, note to Democrat Party: We are not a special interest group, we are the majority of the nation. This is the face of a 61-year-old woman. I am proud of every year and every wrinkle."
Carly Fiorina: "Ladies, look at this face, and look at all of your faces. The face of leadership. The face of leadership in our party, the party of women's suffrage. The face of leadership in your communities, in your businesses, in your places of work and worship. Ladies, note to Democrat Party: We are not a special interest group, we are the majority of the nation. This is the face of a 61-year-old woman. I am proud of every year and every wrinkle."
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The look you make before, during, and after you roast a person or group that made the epic mistake of dissing you.
The look you make before, during, and after you roast a person or group that made the epic mistake of dissing you.
Jessica: "I got fired today because I cussed my boss out after he told me to make him a sandwich!"
Camille: "Girl, you should have just given him The Carly Fiorina treatment without any words."
Camille: "Girl, you should have just given him The Carly Fiorina treatment without any words."
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The most amazing girl you'll ever meet. She's the most perfect girl in the entire world. She's beyond gorgeous. She's intelligent, funny and once again beyond gorgeous. She will make you laugh everyday even at the worst mood. Don't let her go, your life will end.
I love you Floriana
I love you Floriana
She's amazing! She's a Floriana.
by Thatguysdsd December 9, 2012
Get the Floriana mug.A key word used a lot to describe all the weird news stories about random Floridians committing weird and dumb crimes, due to the state law regarding freedom of press about the fact that every police or court case must be public. Most of these weird stories, however, are related to white Florida men, the police and drugs. Due to this, this is why people outside Florida hate Florida. Can also be used as Florida Woman.
Examples:
- Florida Man lights off fireworks inside Wendy's restaurant
- Florida Man caught watching solar eclipse while stealing car
- Florida Man swings 4ft alligator towards customers
- Florida Man attempts to steal car that isn't working until police arrived
- Florida Woman arrested for pelting brother with chicken nuggets
- Florida Man bites head off hamster
- Florida Man has sex while stealing trailer
- Florida Man attempts to swallow bag of weed while being pulled over by police
- Florida Man banned from beach after allegedly giving sugardaddy business cards to young girls
- Florida Man pissed that AT&T trucks are working outside his house, shoots tires
- Florida Man accidentally kills girlfriend after thinking it was a hog
- Florida Man beats up accused rapist in front of deputies
- Naked Florida Man breaks into neighbor's house to top his burgers with sesame seeds
- Florida Man poops into jewelry parking lot
- Florida Man lights off fireworks inside Wendy's restaurant
- Florida Man caught watching solar eclipse while stealing car
- Florida Man swings 4ft alligator towards customers
- Florida Man attempts to steal car that isn't working until police arrived
- Florida Woman arrested for pelting brother with chicken nuggets
- Florida Man bites head off hamster
- Florida Man has sex while stealing trailer
- Florida Man attempts to swallow bag of weed while being pulled over by police
- Florida Man banned from beach after allegedly giving sugardaddy business cards to young girls
- Florida Man pissed that AT&T trucks are working outside his house, shoots tires
- Florida Man accidentally kills girlfriend after thinking it was a hog
- Florida Man beats up accused rapist in front of deputies
- Naked Florida Man breaks into neighbor's house to top his burgers with sesame seeds
- Florida Man poops into jewelry parking lot
by i hate sjws August 26, 2017
Get the Florida Man mug.Flor- Beautiful girl,usually with creamy caramel skin and brown eyes. Nice little figure, Shy and yet crazy . Inoncent at sight but an Exotic Sex Goddes on the down low. Weird and extremely intelligent. Charming,Funny,Sweet and Sexy .A Flor is someone you callwifey. Men and Women love Flor because she is the most amazing friend you can possibly have.You can call tell her your secrets and she'll carry it to her grave. Special girls get this beautiful name for it means pure and beloved.Thye're Understanding and unselfish.Very creative and courageous. . Fellas if you ever get with a Flor make sure you treat her like a lover and friend. For she is a rare gem. She loves to please her men mentally,spiritually and sexually. They tend to be really playful but knows when things are serious.She's someone you would never want to lose
Flor is the whole package
by jasmine.garcia November 19, 2013
Get the Flor mug.The stupidest thing on earth. You dont want to mess with him, as he might attack you with a fried chicken or a catfish. His fuel is Bud Light and methamphetamine. They LOVE playing sports with gators and using fish as baseball bats. Nothing can stop a Florida Man except another Florida Man. Get on his bad side, and he will feed you to his cat Spleens. Nobody is a crazy, random, or stupid as a Florida Man. Only Russians or Australians can match up against them. So dont mess with Florida Man.
Dude: bro did you here about the Florida Man?
Other dude: yeah. Didnt he stab his wife with a squirrel?
Other dude: yeah. Didnt he stab his wife with a squirrel?
by ThatOneGuyk October 18, 2019
Get the Florida Man mug.The state of Florida. The world epicenter of the coronavirus. A world record holding state in COVID 19 cases. A state which ignores the greater good thus extending the pandemic and making the rest of the country look bad.
"Hey man wanna visit Kayce at U Miami she's taking summer classes there and had a great spot.". "Are you kidding me bruh?? No way I'm heading down to Flor(cov)Ida!!"
by Alex in East Los Angeles July 13, 2020
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