floppy

A horrible assault on a man's genitals, wherein the assailant loosens up his arm and, using it like a whip, smacks the victim's junk with the tip of the back of his hand (preferably the tip of the middle finger).

Dude, did you see that floppy? He floppied him so hard, the poor guy threw up!

by WinBerg July 16, 2008

floppy

Sleeping around regardless if they are married,what diseases they may have, and military consequences...

Any young airman that flops from girl to girl is called a floppy

by A Mountain Home local April 13, 2007

floppy

A person who tapes his left mouse button down, then attempts to win at Quake3 by throwing his mouse around the room while his character is using rocket launcher.

WhiteHawK almost dodged FloppY's rocket

by antifloppy February 6, 2003

floppy

6'7" white boy who forgets everything, does nothing, cleans nothing and has a strange sexual attraction to indian and asian girls and also blue tailored shirts.

"oh no, theres floppy with marissa numnums in that damn tailored shirt again" the boys said.. floppy cock fag fucker.... :)

by burt kammersson August 23, 2003

floppy

1. a stupid disky thing
2. something that is not stiff (heehee)
3. your penis

1. man: this disk won't go in!
woman: It doesn't go there jackass

2. my balls are too floppy. Viagra, please!

3. eeeeeewwwwwww, what's with your penis??

by wakalakalover45 April 9, 2005

floppy

A hippy, often seen in drum circles, barefoot, wearing stupid floppy hats and floppy pants they made themselves

Dood, Phish is in town, its gonna Attack of the Floppies!

by Clizza April 7, 2003

floppy

Short for "Floppy Cock". Generally accompanied with a flailing right arm the term is used to describe idiot gay people who do stupid stuff.

Obama Nation but also Robbie Gustafson because he switched sides is a giant floppy.

by Dr. Word February 10, 2007