floordrobe

(Noun) the lack of use of wardrobe, instead using the floor

My dad says i should use the wardrobe to store clothes, NOT the floordrobe

by BoredAndBrainless June 22, 2008

floordrobe

A form of pandemonium and chaos whereby clothes are randomly strewn across one's bedroom floor. This is often deployed by anal retentives who have no respect for the inventor of the wooden clothes hanger and other ingenious storage inventions. As a result they often misplace or lose their clothes, especially when they need them the most.

Cristina&Rebecca: Where's that top I want to wear? I can't find it in my floordrobe! The film starts in five minutes.

(two hours later, outside cinema)

Adam: Hey guys, the film was great. And it was even better watching it in this jumper I just picked out of my wardrobe.

Cristina&Rebecca: We couldn't find our jumpers in our floordrobe. We missed the film. Shame on us.

by bugsyb March 24, 2008

floordrobe

A form of pandemonium and chaos whereby clothes are randomly strewn across one's bedroom floor. Poor President Thomas Jefferson (the inventor of the wooden clothes hangar) - just thinking how he would frown at those that spurned his invention in favor of throwing their clothes in a heap on the floor, as if clothes didn't deserve their respect.

Cristina & Rebecca: Where's that top I want to wear? I can't find it in my floordrobe! The film starts in five minutes.

(two hours later, outside cinema)

Adam: Hey guys, the film was great. And it was even better watching it in this jumper I just picked out of my wardrobe.

Cristina & Rebecca: We couldn't find our jumpers in our floordrobe. We missed the film. Shame on us.

by Adam Burrows March 21, 2008

floordrobe

where all yourclothes which should be in you wardrobe are on your floor

floordrobe:when you have no clothes in your wardrobe they are on the floor instead

by Wobbl3chin March 7, 2009

Floordrobe

When you store your clothes on the floor instead of in a closet or wardrobe or drawers or any such purpose built facility.

The clothes on the floor in front of the dryer constitute my floordrobe.

by DodgySocket February 6, 2021

floordrobe

One’s collection of articles of clothing scattered or strewn all across the floor.

OMG! Check out this girls floordrobe! Ever heard of hangers?

by Hawker917 November 30, 2022