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Flopping a straight

Term used to describe a situation where a man fails to sustain a pre-existing erection. Often applied to instances where sex was imminent but did not occur as a result of the flopped straight.

Note: "flopping a straight" can have multiple connotations. In poker, it refers to a situation where a player makes a straight using the first three community cards (the flop). In "poke her", it retains the above definition.
Mike was so horny after making out with his girlfriend for three hours, but when she took her panties off and he finally realized he was about to lose his virginity, he got so nervous that he wound up flopping a straight, much to her dismay.
by Chonky December 9, 2008
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Lippy flopping

1) When you be with yo girl, and you be working dat pussy so right that she be so wet, it shoots out like a jet. And you get to rocking that sweet punani so hard that her laffy taffy be slapping all on yo junk and flopping all over da bed.

2) When a man brings his female lover to such a state of arousal, that her vaginal canal produces a surplus of the lubrication required to facilitate intercourse. The male then proceeds to penetrate his partner so vigorously that her labial folds begin to "flop."

Note: Especially popular with women from the greater Pittsburgh area. Traditionally, the female would wear a small pair of furry booties on her feet while engaged in the aforementioned act.
Kent: Damnnn girl, you be so wet, I gots to clean up this mess.
Nicole: Boi, why you all about moppin', let's get to lippy flopping!
by Big Poppa KB October 16, 2010
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flooding basements

Flooding basements means to turn a girl on and make her wet.
Yo dogg we looking so fresh tonight we gonna be flooding basements at the club.
by lefty2324 August 18, 2012
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flooding the basement

The act of sexually arousing a female. As her vagina becomes wet, her basement floods.
Guy: "I'm flooding the basement right now."

Girl: "You sure are, now fuck me!"
by ProfessorOak January 5, 2010
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Flooding the Fight

Flooding the Fight is a phrase regarding the commonly occurring floods in the Midwest along the Red River (especially among Fargo, North Dakota). This terminology was coined with the phrase "Fight the Flood." However, since it is a heavily alcoholic area in the Midwest, "Flooding the Fight" was derived from the amount of alcohol consumed during the flood time frame in order to drown the sorrows of the lost communities. Also, the large amount of social drinking that comes along with schools being let out for break because of the floods.
Hey, it's a flood break! Let's go Flooding the Fight!
by Hockeyhigh March 17, 2010
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Hippy flopping

The precise art of combining the disassocative ketamine with the pyschadelic Psilocybin to enter a false reality and explore your consciousness.
last night we were hippy flopping and I explored my conciousness in a false reality
by Mc Ganja Stench September 1, 2010
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floppingmelio

floppingmelio is a bad bish, who is really pretty. she deserve all 100+x fanpages and she’s just a queen 🙄 you hate floppingmelio? read that backwards 😍
@floppingmelio is a queen <3
by sagegreenkaka October 12, 2021
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