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Fooking dook

1. Used as a expletive to describe situations of extreme absurdidy, frustration, confusion, anger, grief and ecstasy.

2. An exclamation to emphasize the importance of a phrase or point in common conversation.

3. A preface to any discussion or siteing of sheep in the Irish countryside.

Entomology: The term originated in Ireland when a play was witnessed by a group of Irish lititure students. In this play, the characters kept screaming “fooking bingo” to the point that when the students arrived back at their hotel and noticed a rubber duck in the bathroom, they had no choice but to shriek “its a fooking dook”. From this point forward, fooking dook became a substitute for phrases like: fuck, shit, fucking shit, etc. It is important to note that fooking is an expletive while the word fucking is used to describe sex. Therefore a fooking dook and a fucking duck are two very different things.
“Fooking dook, I still haven’t finished my Ireland Paper and it’s due in one hour!”

Oh my god!!! They left us a fooking dook!”

*drops plate full of food on the floor* “FOOKING DOOK”

“Fooking dook, it’s a sheep.”
by Fooking sheep May 19, 2018
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fourth flooring

When one male seeks attention and acceptance from another male.

To perform ritual "Daps" to seek another males acknowledgement and approval.
A Cavin eyes up a larger, more fitted male and quickly starts a conversation with him. He then talks him up soon afterwards. This is considered Fourth Flooring. Or, 4th Flooring.
by Geiger July 20, 2008
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First Flooding

Paying respects to the original very first “First” comment ever posted on YouTube. When scrolling through comments, when one finds a “First” comment, do the same in the main thread.

Timestamps don’t matter. Once someone has started paying respects in main, all must do the same in main. It is also traditional to respond to any “First” comment with a reply of a simple, courteous “First”, while ignoring any comments other than that illustrious word, or replying to them with a kind “First”.

In this way, we keep the hallowed legend alive, and we are all first!
Cᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛs Sᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴ
User 1: first
First Flooding begins!
(Ride of the Valkyries plays loudly)
User 2: first
User 1: @User 2 hey ur not first I am
User 2: @User 1 first
User 3: first
User 4: first
User 1: @User 3 stupid ur not 1st I am
User 3: @ User 1 first

All commenters follows suit to pay respects
by c November 19, 2019
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flooding the cave

When boning a girl and pissing (flooding) inside of her vaginal cavity (cave).
After Manning flooded my cave, I was bailing for weeks.
by Anonymous October 21, 2003
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fooking

replacement for "fucking"
1- verb form
2- adj form
3- noun form
1- he was fooking his hoe when his parents walked in
2- he looked like a fooking mess
3- you should have seen the fooking his dad gave him afterward!
by chugg3h June 9, 2003
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Flooding the Basement

Arousing a woman to the point of her getting wet, and then leaving without any sort of intercourse/sexual relief.
I got a call that uber eats was here right as we were about to get down. I was really hungry, so I dipped. Sorry for flooding the basement.
by DB0913 November 23, 2018
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Flooping

" Lauren, stop flooping the bees! "
by Flooper May 1, 2010
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