flooger

n. a long, stringy strand of dog saliva, often containing fur. Seen dripping from the corners of the mouth, flipped over the nose, adhering to the walls, ceiling or wiped on articles of human clothing. Size, often directly proportional to the size of the dog (St. Bernard/Newfoundland, etc.), may be a source of great pride.

Man, did you see the awesome flooger Nemo tossed onto the chandelier?

by BigDogsMom April 24, 2010

flooders

An insulting term for pants that seem to be about 4" too short for the wearer, and can thus be worn in a flood with no danger of becoming wet.

Also see highwaters.

Bro, you gotta buy some new pants. Them flooders ain't cutting it.

by redgyul August 30, 2005

floomer

A person who believe Covid-19 is no worse than seasonal flu.

“It’s just a flu, bro.”
“Stop being such a floomer.”

by amonfire May 3, 2020

flooper doodle

Typically a dog or puppy. A flooper doodle is similar to a booper snoot but the difference is usually that it has floppy (floopy) ears that need to be flooped.

Brad's new Labrador is the cutest flooper doodle ever, I spent 10 minutes flooping its ears.

by DoggySquisher April 30, 2020

floofer doot

Noun. A very furry and cute cat or kitten.

Shirley is showing off her new flower kitten collar like a proper floofer doot.

by DougExeter May 25, 2021

flooper

The foulest of all farts not involving shit stains in your pants, an underwater fart.

Darcie busted a mean flooper in the pool that capsized my toy sail boat.

by Cong Kong August 7, 2007

flooper my pooper

To have anal sex

Do you wanna flooper my pooper?

by BJCC June 21, 2010