Floof

A fucking sham

A phony ass

A chimpining mofo
A crank ass bitch

Your dad won’t let you have a girl in the house? What a fucking floof!

by Swagballs420 December 7, 2021

Floof

Floof: A piece of lint or other such particle stuck on a dog's mouth after they've been getting into something. I.e. a feather, piece of tissue, etc.

FiFi has been up to no good again, she has a floof on her mouth.

by LuLuWho February 7, 2018

floof

1) A bunny rabbit
2) A term for and extremely cute and fluffy creature

When looking at a rabbit 'Oh look, its a FLOOF!!!!!!!!'

by XxXpinkypieXxX August 14, 2008

Floof

Floof, Floofy; To act innocent. Not really knowing what is going on. Not be in on the joke.

She bought 25kg of Bath Salts, she really is a floof.

by royalregicide November 12, 2014

Floof

The middle level on a two storey structure.
What separates the top floor from the bottom floor.

If one is on the lower level the roof is above them, alternatively if one is on the upper level the floor is below them.
Since neither, by technical definition, is the floor or the roof, the term "Floof" best describes this.

by ben serum December 16, 2011

Floof

Floof is a cute way of saying fluff, and if you hug someone floofy, they might floof up!

It's what floofy persons do when they they are nervous, to attract someone, or just for fun!

Huggable guy: (hugs wolf)
Wolf: (floofs up)

Person 1: my cat is floofy!
Person 2: Hell yeah!

by GamerGuyAwesomeSause March 5, 2019

Floof

Someone very handsome who has lovely long hair. He likes to play games and has even worked in a VR game shop. He speaks weird, but the floof makes up for it.

"Oh man, that dude is such a floof"

by nosamimoan January 14, 2021