floaty

Someone who thinks they're a roadie but has no idea how to handle equipment, so they just stand there and watch the real roadies and maybe move a few cymbals and cords to try to look important.

Someone get this fucking floaty out of here before he breaks a drum or something.

by hellahecka July 12, 2005

Floaties

The separation of juicy material in craft beer.

Focal banger and heady topper are so juicy that floaties appear when the juiciness separates.

by #fanboy June 26, 2017

floatie

that feelin u get inside when u see the person u love

i saw my boyfriend and i went all floatie.

by slumpy91 May 21, 2005

floatys

something you wear in the water

i wore my floatys today swimming!

by nikki February 20, 2005

Floaty

The peices of cum left in a alcohol drink when being served to a female, so the female drinks it.

Did you see Karen drink my floaty earlier? Shit was hot af

by Slymer July 27, 2018

Floaty

When in a drunken streak of confidence you decide to jizz in a random cup, and your friend picks the cup up, noticing the Floaties, or pieces of cum floating above the surface of the beer

Woah bro is this your floaty in my drink? That’s gay bro.

by Slymer July 27, 2018

Floaty

A Floaty is a person that has a sexual attraction to jellyfish . as opposed to a Furry , who has a sexual attraction to mammalian creatures .

Jim : hey man , have you seen tom ?
Jack : no dude , I haven't seen him since he became a floaty .

by Moodeser July 4, 2018