flatch

Short for "Flatuence"

"Did you just flatch?"

by Doc Evil July 24, 2003

Flatchilism

The act of a person, or group of people, flatlining, or killing, some concept or noun.

Carl: "I hate all these white people submitting words on Urban Dictionary that they made up that make no sense, it's pure flatchilism!"

by Jaded Eyes April 27, 2010

flatchigo

Basically a microscoped insult that combines trashy/whore/slut bag/ass crack/horrible/cunt, all in one word. Seriously not an insult to play around with.

'Trashy' isn't severe enough to describe Brenda.. No.. She's flatchigo!!!

by BrendaHater447 November 25, 2016

flatchested

the name for a person with a very flat chest. usually very offending to most girls who have no boobs.

A: ew. look at that tiffany girls myspace picture.
B: i know. no one wannts to see her in a bathing suit.
A: and shes pressing her arms together ro make it look like she has boobs.
A: she is so flatchested.

by Alexa H August 24, 2006

to flotch

to aimlessly switch channels on TV, usually late at night, when you have nothing better to do but don't feel like going to bed yet.

Wife comes homes, husband is sitting in front of the TV. She asks: "Hey honey, what are you watching?"
Husband answers: "Nothing, I'm just flotching."

When ads interrupt my show I can't help but to start flotching.

I don't really watch TV, but I like to flotch.

by Fat Dobby August 24, 2015

flatchula

The lady parts spread wide open and spraying lady scent

She sprayed her flatchula straight into my face. I loved it.

by Oscarnascarnelly January 1, 2017

flatchulated

(past tense)
to have passed gas, Farted, made a stinky,

Oppps, I just flatchulated

by daddyo' April 4, 2007