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Fixer

The man or woman who knows where to get items of dubious legal status. A mixture Fence, Scalper, and Concierge. Managers, Handlers, Fixers, and Gofers all do basicly the same job.
"My Fixer got me a great deal on these tickets!"
by Lizzy D December 3, 2007
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Tony The Fixer

Common name of Antonin Scalia, United States Supreme Court Justice. Tony fixed the 2000 US Presidential Election by stopping the vote recount in Florida and handing the presidency to George Walker Bush.

Tony has fixed other things, as well. Such as in 2004 U.S. Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia rejected a request that he remove himself from a case about Vice President Dick Cheney's energy task force after their recent duck-hunting trip raised questions about his impartiality.

"Since I do not believe my impartiality can reasonably be questioned, I do not think it would be proper for me to recuse," he said in a 21-page opinion.
Tony The Fixer always wanted to have met Bennito Mussolini.
by J Snow February 5, 2010
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Fixer

1. A person who makes arrangements for people, especially illegally or deviously.
2. (Journalism) A local hired by a foreign journalist, often as a translator and guide, and often helps the journalist gain access to interviewees and stories.

3. A chemical used in film photography that keeps the picture from fading.

4. A person or thing that fixes; repairs.
5. A substance used to fasten or secure in place.
"Unfortunately the journalist's fixer in Afghanistan was killed by the Taliban before we could reach him."
by Amanrock February 29, 2016
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Ukulele Flexer

A person (usually with a syndrome and no friends,) that thinks he/she is good at playing the ukulele, but actually sucks, and brings the uke to school and knows less than 10 chords, trying to show off.
River (to Josiah): Kyle is such a ukulele flexer.
Josiah: I know right. He sucks so bad.
Kyle Sweeny: Hey!
Josiah and River in unison: Shut up Kyle.
by Flowers, Brandon February 8, 2018
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freedom flier

The flem that accidentally flys out of your mouth when you sneeze or cough.

most common with smokers
i just sneezed and the biggest freedom flier i've ever seen landed right on your dashboard.
by Jimmy McCarthy April 2, 2007
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Flexeril

CYCLOBENZAPRINE - ORAL (sye-klo-BENZ-uh-preen)
BRAND NAME(S): Flexeril, Fexmid, Amrix
STREET NAME(S): "Flex-ies"
Flexeril:

USES: Muscle Relaxer.
DOSAGE: 5mg or 10mg 3 x daily as prescribed.

CAUTIONS: Addictive. Short term use not to exceed 2-3 weeks unless directed by your doctor.
OVERDOSE: Or a severe interaction can cause prolonged CNS, cardiac, or respiratory depression. **OVERDOSE CAN BE FATAL**

Use as a Social Drug: POOR.
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fliberly

That moment when your liver crawls out of your

ass and fly’s away.

Don’t ask
Use it any way you want

I will fliberly you in your sleep
Insert ominous here”
by Technoblade never dies August 20, 2023
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