cuff-flexing

The process of moving handcuffs from behind your back, to the front of you. This is usually accomplished by sliding the cuffs under ones feet, but can also be accomplished in rare circumstances, by going over ones head.

Tyron: Dude? What are you doing?

Mike: Cuff-flexing. I gotta get these babies in front of me!

Tyron: You gotta be double jointed for that!

by Dr. BeanBag December 20, 2008

flexing her cunt

When one is publicly displaying how much of a cunt they are.

At a Michael's Craft Store

Woman checking out at register - "I wanna speak to the manager. I've been waiting on this line for 1 minute! I need to pay for my 30 bags of chocolate like a fat fuck! This place is the worst!"

Correct response to this horrible person - "Wow! Look at that woman over there flexing her cunt!"

by nustinneiber March 6, 2016

boob flexing

A woman who can lift flex her boobs WITHOUT the use of her hands or a bra.

Kevin: "hey jack."
Jack: "what ?"

Kevin: "Laura is inside doing some MAJOR boob flexing. She's really good at it !"

Jack: "God bless America"

by The Paradox March 18, 2008

Flexing your facebook muscles

When somebody on facebook will start fights and act tougher than they really are just because they have the protection of the internet with them. They do this to make themselves feel better just like flexing their muscles.

Tough guy: Hey you bitch whore, these scenic pictures you took really fucking suck.
You: Why are you trying to start something? What are you trying to prove? Quit flexing your facebook muscles.
Tough guy: Hey I'm sorryz for being so mean. I owe you for life. I'm going to go wash my face in shame now.

by VulgarOverlord May 5, 2011

flexing out

Passing out from flexing too hard and too long

Man that guy totally ended up flexing out at the gym from showing off for a totally rocking babe

by Nosilla Rellim October 18, 2013

flexting

A person texts so much, to the extent that it becomes regular excersize and said person's hands and arms become very muscular.

Because of flexting, I can text 320 words a minutes and bench my new, hotter girlfriend.

by raichupal June 11, 2011

Flexing Chimps

What is a flexing chimp may you ask? A Flexing Chimp is a proud Chimp that loves to play hypixel skyblock and fuck dudes. Also, a flexing chimp is known as a outcast in real life. But the people that see them as outcasts are fucking morons that should be sold to slavery, or left to die of hunger. Also, a chimp that is flexing penis is so big, that it will break any destroy any pair of pants.

look at him he a flexing chimps

by Hypixel Skyblock January 29, 2021