Fwends

How to describe a friend who is one of your best

Me and Mo, we're fwends, best fwends

by Aarney101 October 11, 2018

frends

A person that you do not know in real life, yet are friends on the internet.

Me and Luigiman59, we're frends.

by Mine November 8, 2006

flenis

Common slang for a flaccid penis. Used when one is too lazy to say "flaccid penis" in its entirety.

Richard has by far the longest flenis in the entire building.

by MacBeefin August 4, 2011

meth fiends

A crystal methamphetamine addict. Usually their behavior is driven by paranoia and impaired perceptions of reality. They can be delusional and very dangerous.

I saw that meth fiend after Fireball. He was so sketchy, he thought his best friend was an undercover cop.

by CircuitDaddy February 4, 2004

flensy

It's code for Elmo Lovers I believe. More investigative work has to be done... I hope by the FBI. I am no pro detective, just a guy who is looking for cat toys. But, stumbled upon some crazy shit when I typed "sexy cat toys." Watch out for Elmo Lovers who post things on Amazon in regards to toys that seem like they like young girls.

- Jennifer
5.0 out of 5 stars "My baby loves it!"
Reviewed in the United States on May 12, 2020

See... on AMAZON!!!!!!!!
-Juju

Nice mad thick, not FLENSY. Good quality. The stitching is excellent. Very good for the price. Would definitely buy from same sales. It came quick as well.

by anonymous October 10, 2020

Fwendship

Similar to friendship, but affectionate to the point of being disturbing. Fwendship involves cuddling for hours, family film marathons, naming stuffed animals, and non sexual nudity among other atrocities. Good fwends may refer to each other as a "wiwwy good fwend".

Laurence: This is my stuffed bear Fido. He will be attending the screening of A Bugs Life with us.
Anthony: Good show Laur, this is my stuffy gator Richard. Fwendship makes me warm inside. You know what we are?
Laurence: WIWWY GOOD FWENDS!

by Max1Millian February 16, 2009

Flender

A differen't way of calling someone cool or fashionble. There are different degrees of flender and types.

She has musical flender.

You have flender all around you.

His shoes gives him flender.

by tunabreath October 17, 2008