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fasian femo

A person who is neither an emo nor an asian, but pretends to be both. They've made sad attempts at an emo swoop as well as trying super hard on their math hw. They also try to hang out with others who are both emo & asian, yet because they are just a wanna-be caucasian, they don't fit in. Usually fasian femos are named Nick.
Guy: Nick, why are you wearing tight pants & only hanging w/ Asians
Nick: Cuz I am an Asian Emo, GOSH!
Guy: More like a FASIAN FEMO!!!!
by Daria my Mom November 10, 2008
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Filemon

Term used to describe a man who finds himself trapped by bleach blonde, tattooed, overweight, manly woman. He tries to end the relationships but they will not let him go!
Juan: Hey buddy, Did you get that divorce yet?

Frank: Hell no! She's completely Filemoned me! She won't file the divorce papers. I just want her out of my life so I can be with this classy, beautiful chick I've fallen in love with.
by harhar54 February 7, 2010
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Femolly Jonbomb

The act of one person(usually a female, or "femolly") sitting on the lap of another person and defecating through their open legs into a toilet. Variations include the substitution of a toilet for a person's face, or small animal.
"This is the last straw. Go get yo' girlfriend, we're going to femolly jonbomb on his face."

"I was thinking we could spice up our sex life. Let's try a femolly jonbomb after dinner tonight."
by TheDeej February 13, 2008
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Flamous

Selena Gomez is famous, but Miley Cyrus, dat bitch is FLAMOUS!!! :)
by Angelika "ang3l bbi" S. December 12, 2013
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flem charm

A type of charm that when used on unsuspecting victims has the opposite effect to that of which the user intended. Its powerful negative powers usually arise when used by people that are of questionable character and possess poor personal hygiene levels.
you really "flem charmed" the shit out of that guy, idiotttt
by DDoon December 2, 2015
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femotional

Female emotional need to get constantly angry, upset, or sad at stupid shit; usually brought on by menstrual cycle.
I just asked if you wanted something to eat; why the hell are you being so femotional?
by Rober Larson January 19, 2008
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flembo

A young money go getter. Mind on a million. Never let anyone stop his hustle.
Flembo been getting money.
by Flembo Gotti January 7, 2017
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