flaptard

A variation of the word "fucktard", used and created on www.zug.com, the world's only comedy site.

You sir, are a flaptard.

by D-Stock September 11, 2003

Fastard

An incredibly stupid person who must be suffering from Fetal Alcohol Syndrome (F.A.S) and is also a retard.

That guy was so stupid, he's a real fastard!

by kmort April 10, 2007

Fastard

Pronounced like bastard but with an F instead. This is a term usually used in sport mostly football. This is when someone is a bastard (not litterally) for being fast.

E.G. Big P is running towards an open goal he thinks hes scored however his dreams are crushed by Carlos running up from the halfway line and catching him.

Big P: Carlos is such a fastard!

by PrezMeister September 6, 2007

frastard

Noun. 1. A creative combination of the terms fucker and bastard.

2.A term of endearment, but only in certain circumstances, i.e., not around the elderly, prudes, or the clergy. It's just not done.

1. That dude just stole my guitar! What a frastard!

2. You bought me Heineken for my birthday?! C'mere you frastard!

by subibassist June 4, 2007

Fastard

A private citizen or government official who, despite the dire consequences their actions create, does whatever they feel like doing for the momentary pleasure they will receive or favor they will gain. Pathological.

That bunch of fastards went to the beach even though their families were huddled in their homes during the pandemic.

Congress is a bunch of fastards. They keep a president that clearly doesn't belong there.

by mrb2563 March 23, 2020

Flantard

A mess of a drunked individual.

Shut up, you flantard, nobody is interested.

by Binner February 13, 2004

Flatardia

Places Flatards congregate, IE. Flat earth groups on social media, Flat earth conferences, Mom's basement.

see flatard

That post is strait out of Flatardia.

by Nathan Tampoon May 15, 2018