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Flashbork

Recalling an event that makes you cringe/feel sick
I suddenly remembered dancing to Jai Ho the other night! It was a total flashbork!
by tempo77 February 23, 2011
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flashturbate

when you accidentally flashbang yourself playing call of duty
" I was playing MW3 online the other day and I tried to throw a flashbang through a window but it bounced back and I totally flashturbated myself hard
by MrPickleTickler January 1, 2012
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Fleshmob

dude, totes just witnessed a fleshmob...totally made my day
by benjamin nunyayahoo December 21, 2012
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Facebook Flashmob

In a collective effort, facebook friends of one person steal and adopt his/her profile picture, and each tag the original owner in their new pic. Then the group then likes and comments on everyone's new profile pic, ensuring a barrage of notifications for the target person. Works much better if the adopted picture is in any way scandalous.
Last night while Matt was out to dinner with his parents, 10 of us got him with a facebook flashmob. His phone must have buzzed non stop with notifications!
by Mister Snarls August 20, 2011
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Flashbomb

The use of alcohol and/or multiple drugs in a short period of time. Often used to feel the combined effects of the drugs quickly and intensely.
"He took a few huge hits off the bong, then choked down six shots of whiskey, all in under fifteen minutes. "
"I enjoy getting as fucked as possible in the shortest period I can manage. Flashbombing is my fav"
by suedomisn February 6, 2017
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Afghani flashmob

Hindu Kush war raid flash bang entrance results in the touching of ones genitalia on the backside
The homeless man Bobby offered me an afghani flashmob in exchange for a head of lettuce
by Potatowater March 29, 2022
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flashturbate

the unfortunate occurence when you click on a webcam invite and that person is masturbating
I got a cam invite from Tony and before I could even look, he had started to flashturbate without a care in the world. Gross creeper
by AAAAYYYE.T.L April 7, 2015
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