flarted

The resulting release of gas through the derriere due to excessive laughter.

Dude! I laughed so hard I flarted!

by Mr. & Mrs. Flarter January 15, 2014

Penny-farthing

1/ Penny-farthing, is a type of bicycle with a large front wheel and a much smaller rear wheel that was popular in the 1800s.

2/ A promiscuous woman who was once known as the town bike in her glory days who hasn't let the passing of time stand in the way of her loose ways.

An older woman who was promiscuous is her youth and remains promiscuous in her old age.

An old town bike.

"See that woman over there in the denim skirt, with a packet of cigarettes in her sleeve..... Penny-farthing!!"

"I'm toey as a Roman sandal... gotta go find myself a Penny-farthing"

by possumbrush78 February 7, 2010

flathead

A term used to describe someone with few or no brains or common sense, resulting from repeated beating of one's head against the wall. An antiquated term from mid-20th century.

Little Joey runs out into the street.. in front of a careening ice-cream truck. Dad yells, "Joey! You flathead! Get out of the street!!"

by BlackKat65 June 23, 2010

penny-farthing

One of those bicycles with the front wheel really big and the back one really small. No chain, yet the pedals were on the front wheel.

Penny-Farthings are the grandfather of unicycles.

by Pirate Dan June 2, 2003

Flarther

Something you never, ever want to touch. Inserted only when referring to a black fellow.

Guy 1 "Fucking gross! Look razz, what is it?!"
Guy 2 "That my friend, is a creature like no other. A FLARTHER, if you'd like to be precise"

by Bob Patrucci January 16, 2011

Flathy

used to discribe someone who is vulgar and extremly angry.

Wow, he's being a real Flathy today.

Kid 1 "He said he banged my mom"
Kid 2 "Ya, he's in a Flathy mood"

by Setzerlp May 23, 2009

Farthole

Farthole (noun). Definition: The origin of fart gas and/or genesis of the funky fresh scents of one's bowels.

As used in a sentence: 'As John relaxed, his farthole opened releasing the sweet gaseous remnants of his chili cheese

by PartyMonkey2000 July 17, 2022