farmtard

Someone who is obsessed with the Facebook game, Farmville and constantly annoying others with requests to help him with his farm.

"Can you believe this guy has been playing Farmville for 10 hours? What a farmtard."

by Drazilyob February 4, 2010

Farmtown

The scurge of the American workplace. A highly addictive spyware application disguised as a game, in which you build and upgrade your "farm" and hire people to harvest and plow for you, as well as get hired to harvest and plow for others. You earn "coins" for crops sold, and you can "buy" things from a "store" with the earned coins. You can also hang out at the market and chat if you can stand to see the little beggars degrading themselves all for a few fake coins to buy fake merchandise. This app can be found on Facebook or Myspace.

Not to be confused with FarmVille, a similar, but more complex version of the same concept.

1. Robin spent all her time playing Farmtown at work, and was taken by surprise when the clients starting pulling their accounts for non-compliance.

2. Why does my computer keep giving me an error message when I try to access my IE? It must be that damn Farmtown app I downloaded last week. I'm deleting that shit!

by Whiskey Drinker Me January 7, 2010

flarm

Plural for "farm" or "farmland."

Look, it's flarm!

by kalenedrael October 15, 2003

flart

Flow Chart

A graphic presentation using symbols to show the step-by-step sequence of operations, activities, or procedures.

Your flarts stink; they lack sufficient detail.

by lostcartographer May 13, 2008

flarmph

A delightfully curious shape-shifting creature...

"Look at that beautiful and courageous flarmph"

by Ted Sheppard November 14, 2006

Flarm

The flabby, tricep area that waves more than your arm when in motion.

When Kelly's favorite song came on, she got really excited while dancing and her flarms almost knocked me out.

by Urban Dictionary May 17, 2012

Flarthrower

To suck the fart from the anus and then ignite while blowing the gas into the air like a flame thrower.

Hey Dan, use this lighter after sucking out that fart, show me how to be a Flarthrower.

by Andacon December 3, 2014