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flatulatio

The act of a male passing gas while receiving oral sex from a partner.

Typically a very embarrassing thing which ends "the mood" instantaneously, though some are the inverse and are actually aroused by the act.
Bob: "So how'd it go last night?"

Joe: "It went well, until the flatulatio incident. Guess we shouldn't have gone to Taco Bell for the first date."

Bob: "What'd she do? Freak out?"

Joe: "No, that was the worst part. She asked if I could do it again."

Bob: "Someone who likes flatulatio.. I'm not sure if you should run for the hills or jump on that."
by TaciturnBadger July 1, 2011
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oceanic flatulation

A bullshit theory about the Bermuda Triangle that the earth farts to sink the ships. The "farts" are methane hydrates, that make the water and air surrounding less dense.
Oceanic flatulation is the cause of many sunken ships around the Bermuda Triangle area.
by Cpt. Stabbin September 19, 2006
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ENCEPHALONIC FLATULATION

simply put, a brain fart. The encephalon is your brain; a flatulation is a fart. Encephalonic is the adjectival variant of encephalon; hence,
encephalonic flatulation.
Man! I can't believe that I can't remember my middle or last name. What an encephalonic flatulation I'm having!
by weave August 10, 2003
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Flatulatio

The art of sucking a fart out of the anus of a partner/victim.
Derived from the latin words 'felatio' and 'flatulation'.
Price: Come here Tashie, I want a bit of flatulatio and I like the feel of your hairy back and tash on me Johnny Bravo.
Tashie: Yes Mr.President. Right away.
Yours Sincerly,
C. Price
by N. Bradley January 9, 2008
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intracranial flatulation

The politically correct version of the more coarse "brain-fart" - suitable for use in business settings, testifying before Senate subcommittees, public speaking engagements or other instances where "brain-fart" might prove to be offensive to sensitive parties.
"I apologize, Senator, my recollection as to how the three billion dollars was misappropriated escapes me at the moment - I'm sure it must be here somewhere - I'm clearly suffering from intracranial flatulation."
by JSC66Austin August 27, 2009
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Fappulation

n - the act of masturbating to the highest class of material available.
Lord Macartney was impeached for Acts of Fappulation
by Phillip Carroll January 16, 2012
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Premature Clapulation

the awkward clap executed by an individual who assumes a performer has finished playing their piece when, in fact, the performer has not finished playing their piece.
"Who was that bitch today in church who ruined the choir's performance of Amazing Grace with premature clapulation?"
by OriginalSpaceBox September 23, 2012
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