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Flabberjack

A term applied to an overweight or obese male who suffers from frequently masturbates multiple times each day. Often referred to as chronic masturbation, a flabberjack usually masturbates 20 or more times per week.
"Look at that fat kid Jake. He's clearly a flabberjack."
by GrapeJelly February 13, 2014
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flappjack

what the flappjacks is wrong with you?!?!?!
by koolgrl900 April 6, 2010
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California Flapperjacking

When a man is about to cum during sex, he starts to violently masturbate, bending over and pointing his penis to cum in his own ass hole, the woman then licks it out.
by Sussytoon July 1, 2025
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fappersack

When a man is fapping his genitals so hard his testicles begin to bounce.
"My fappersack made a large clapping noise after the slams!"
by XxSwagXxxX June 6, 2015
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fappersack

When a man is fapping his genitals so hard his testicles begin to bounce.
"My fappersack made a large clapping noise after the slams!"
by XxSwagXxxX June 6, 2015
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flaberjacked

when a woman grabs a mans ass flapps and twists as hard as possible
the first night went great I got flaberjacked so hard I couldn't sit down afterwards
by mynameistrevor February 26, 2020
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Flippernackle

A way to express shock or genuine dismay
"what the flippernackle is going on here?!
by Telebee December 21, 2023
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