Flapjack

In the USA, a term used to describe an oat based pancake, sometimes eaten at breakfast.

In the UK, or at least in England, a term used to describe what American's call a granola bar. A snack made from oats, sugar or honey or golden syrup (treacle) and butter, occasionally with nuts or dried fruit added. When shop bought, they tend to be more rectangular in shape, but when homemade they tend to be cut in to square slices.

I had a flapjack earlier
Do you want some flapjack?

by Anonymousperson321 June 8, 2017

Flapjack

The opposite of a fag hag, a straight bloke that hangs around with lesbians.

"It was busy in the gay bar last night, you couldn't get near the bar for flapjacks."

by moriarty October 18, 2012

Flapjack

A bong holder, or any container or apparatus that may house your bong when not in use.

Dude, my flapjack used to be my Christmas stocking before my dad moved out. That was three years ago.

by Hobone July 2, 2004

Flapjack

A cute blond female, with an extreme Asian fetish whom barks like a dog and meows like a cat frequently. Also prone to destroying entire bags of deep fried food in one sitting.

Yo, look at Flapjack over there getting flapjacked by those to Asian dudes.

by Noodles123456 June 30, 2010

Flapjack

An idiot in one form or another that drives like a complete imbecile.

"c'mon Flapjack, get with the program and pick a damned lane!"

by Ryan December 20, 2003

Flapjack

Flapjack was created by the residents of the B Wing of the 3rd floor of Northern Arizona's McConnell hall. It is a term of endearment, but also a sharp tounged insult.

*Clay spills milk all over Jordan's Nintendo*

Damnit! Way to go flapjack!

by Jordan Thomas November 15, 2004

flapjacks

low hanging, flat breasts resembling pancakes.

When I was feeling up your grandma, I realized she had mad flapjacks.

by Copie Boy November 6, 2002