Fantard

Most of the people who post "definitions" on UD. Will piss themselves and get Butthurt when ever somebody disagrees with them.

If you need a better picture of what a fantard is, look up any band or popular video game and watch how fans, scratch that, FAGS will go batshit crazy talking about how much their video game or band is better than the sex they will never have.

The reason only fantard's definitions get top marks are because fellow basement dwellers lives revolve around the band/video game and must make sure that only the crazy ass fantards definition that talks about how he masturbates to his idols gets on top.

fantard: z0r000000mG, h4lo r teh best0rz vidya gaem EVAR, i mastrobat 2 1t!!!11!!!1

fellow fantard: h4y dis guy al5o j3rk5 it 2 h4lo, MUST GIVE TOP MARKS AND USE CAPS LOCK

by fgsfdsMASTER January 29, 2009

flattard

Flattard (or flattards) stands for people who think the earth is flat.

Flattard is the contraction of "flat" and "retard".

"Stanley believes the earth is flat ? Why ?"
"I don't know, he is just a flattard."

by Thibo314 May 22, 2017

Facebook Fantard

When you post a question on a celeb's Facebook fan page and actually expect them to reply.

Example of a Facebook Fantard:

Q: "Ooh, Kelly Slater, what kind of board do you prefer when you surf just for fun at Teahupoo and the waves are, like, 10'?

A:

by surf fantard December 10, 2012

flaptard

A variation of the word "fucktard", used and created on www.zug.com, the world's only comedy site.

You sir, are a flaptard.

by D-Stock September 11, 2003

Flastard

used to describe a bastard - follower/stalker

You effin' flastard! Leave me alone!

by Alyakraz March 22, 2009

Flatardia

Places Flatards congregate, IE. Flat earth groups on social media, Flat earth conferences, Mom's basement.

see flatard

That post is strait out of Flatardia.

by Nathan Tampoon May 15, 2018

Combusting Fantard

A retarded fan of the crappy website Combusting Herpes, but to a more extreme length, in which they try to convince people who hate the site to spend more than 5 seconds on it and claim that the site is funny and provides social commentary followed by calling that person out on their supposed stupidity even though they are the ones making complete assess out of themselves.

They often claim that the person they're insulting is butthurt when they're actually more butthurt then the person they are insulting.

Sometimes they are similar to Twitards in the way that they act.

"Combusting Herpes is teh shit."
"No it isn't."
"Waaaaaaaa, Nathan doesn't like Combusting Herpes! Waaaaaaa!"
"Yeeesh - what a Combusting Fantard."

by MM132 January 6, 2013