flanner

the absolute best most hot person ever to live on the face of the earth.

Did you guys hear what flanner did.Yea it was so cool.

by Flanner May 25, 2019

dick flattener

If your dick is cracked, this will help patch those up. If it is strangely bent this will also help it be flat.

"Oh sorry babe i cracked your dick!"
"Don't worry i got my hand Dick Flattener!"

by HDS714braves May 21, 2020

Fleener

dirty pirate hooker

god karen is such a fleener.

by Simbaaaaaaaa March 25, 2010

Cock Flattener

(n) A extremely large female. So heavy they flatten your cock.

"Man Jim, you banged a cock flattener last night."

"Yeah, but at least I made sure to skeet."

by ill NastyNamo February 5, 2009

Flangeler Fever

An illness brought upon a human when faced with a lack of flange

Yo jerkoff are you okay, you look like toasted shit, maybe it's due to your lack of fanny....I BET YOU HAVE FRICKIN FLANGELER FEVER!

by turkiejerkie April 16, 2009

Drew Fleener

Often found in urban places, he is a wild a mysterious man full of wonder and mystery. He can be found with tinky boi in the trash cans sharing bananas from the banana committee. Owen aka big nosed monkey often spends his time in the trash can with them.

yo stay away from the city, you might run into Drew Fleener.

by mike gates October 13, 2021

Fleener

Word used to describe the hottest/sexiest guy around. Gets laid atleast 10 times a week and never looks back.

Wow I want to be a Fleener.

by Holla March 27, 2005