flanneried

Past tense of Flannery, meaning, to steal a person's towel, while they are in the shower and then film it and post it on YouTube. Typically used as a form of practical joke or revenge.

Your mom saw the footage of when Chris flanneried Kevin. That must be why she keeps calling him.

by cwlilly June 30, 2008

flannied

Used to describe a person who is so incredibly drunk that they end up falling asleep in a wide variety of places. Places can be, but are not limited to, couches, dryers, suitcases, hotel floors, people, doorways, and small crevices between beds and walls.

Yo, you were so flannied last night that before you passed out you screamed you were the pussy demolisher

by Nan777 October 1, 2015

Flannerish

Of, pertaining, espousing, or involving actions which include both a merkin and a moustache ride in interchangeable forms. Generally used as a socially acceptable euphemism made in reference to one's wardrobe.

"My, you are looking quite flannerish today, it must be your leopard-print thong and paisley vest."

by Harry Balzanyya February 24, 2009

Flantered

delirious with exhaustion; totally sober, though appearing to be drunk due to tiredness.

She came home flantered after pulling an all nighter.

by elhappybanana December 3, 2020

Flandered

To be taken advantage of without realizing due to extreme kindness, to the point where when questioned, people are offended that one would even suggest such a thing. Word derived from "Ned Flanders" of the Simpsons who is "taken advantage of" by Homer Simpson due to his extreme kindness and love for fellow man.

To "borrow" something without the intent on giving it back any time soon. Then lying about the whereabouts of the "borrowed" item when questioned. "I lent him that video ages ago and now he's denying it. I've been flandered"

by Ten Bears September 30, 2012

Flannelier

One who attracts members of the opposite gender with extensive flourishing of their flannel.

A guy who utilises a flannel in getting a girl to like him.

1: "Hey, what's that guy doing on the pull with a flannel?

2: Oh, he's an experienced flannelier - Watch this!

*3 demonstrates flanneliering skills and succeeds*

1: "Wow! I wish I had such flanneliering skills!"

by Flannelier November 30, 2010

flannering

To put wasted time and effort into a project while having no idea what it is that you are doing or fully understanding the objective.

I am in the process of having my roof inspected for storm damage but Wayne is up there flannering.

by ThatTimGuy May 29, 2020