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flannied 

Used to describe a person who is so incredibly drunk that they end up falling asleep in a wide variety of places. Places can be, but are not limited to, couches, dryers, suitcases, hotel floors, people, doorways, and small crevices between beds and walls.
Yo, you were so flannied last night that before you passed out you screamed you were the pussy demolisher
flannied by Nan777 October 1, 2015

Flannerish 

Of, pertaining, espousing, or involving actions which include both a merkin and a moustache ride in interchangeable forms. Generally used as a socially acceptable euphemism made in reference to one's wardrobe.
"My, you are looking quite flannerish today, it must be your leopard-print thong and paisley vest."
Flannerish by Harry Balzanyya February 24, 2009

Flantered 

delirious with exhaustion; totally sober, though appearing to be drunk due to tiredness.
She came home flantered after pulling an all nighter.
Flantered by elhappybanana December 3, 2020

Flandered 

To be taken advantage of without realizing due to extreme kindness, to the point where when questioned, people are offended that one would even suggest such a thing. Word derived from "Ned Flanders" of the Simpsons who is "taken advantage of" by Homer Simpson due to his extreme kindness and love for fellow man.
To "borrow" something without the intent on giving it back any time soon. Then lying about the whereabouts of the "borrowed" item when questioned. "I lent him that video ages ago and now he's denying it. I've been flandered"
Flandered by Ten Bears September 30, 2012

Flannelier 

One who attracts members of the opposite gender with extensive flourishing of their flannel.

A guy who utilises a flannel in getting a girl to like him.
1: "Hey, what's that guy doing on the pull with a flannel?

2: Oh, he's an experienced flannelier - Watch this!

*3 demonstrates flanneliering skills and succeeds*

1: "Wow! I wish I had such flanneliering skills!"
Flannelier by Flannelier November 30, 2010

flannering 

To put wasted time and effort into a project while having no idea what it is that you are doing or fully understanding the objective.
I am in the process of having my roof inspected for storm damage but Wayne is up there flannering.
flannering by ThatTimGuy May 29, 2020
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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