Fladumy

A dorky wonderful persont the best bf in the world, extremley hard-headed at times bt otherwise awesome

thoughtful, caring and kind loves Kingdom Hearts and eating all in all very easy to love and befriend <333

Look at that dork wearing a kingdom heart shirt, must be a fladumy

by 'kay April 19, 2010

flugum shlugum blugum

When you get really really mad but your anger throws your speech off and you don't know what you're even saying

boy 1: "You fucked my girlfriend?"

boy 2: "I'm sorry bro, i really am"

boy 1: "You fuckin asshole we aint even friends you fuckin dick licking piece of shit, you stupid fuckin....AHHHHHHHHHH...FLUGUM SHLUGUM BLUGUM!!!!!!!"

by Justin AKA: Epidemiq August 14, 2010

flaumatised

Confused, flummoxed, weary, just damn tired.

After last night not only do i feel like a trunchonion i am also flaumatised.

I am so darn flaumatised i cant think straight.

by kiwichik April 15, 2008

Flugum

An anal penetrating dildo that has prongs sticking out of the sides and spins. Runs on diesel and uses a pullstart system.

"Flugums are fun."

by nastynegro March 1, 2009

flaumig

It's German. And means FUZZY! Or FLUFFY!

That pillow is so flaumig that I fall asleep as soon as my head hits it!

by Daylily May 20, 2014

Fagumater

The early Italian all-encompassing expression roughly translated to ``fuck you and your mother!'' Still said by low end and faux Italians mostly in the northeast part of the United States.

Buffo: Hey Ricco, move you goddam car already I gotta go get bread.

Ricco: Hey go fagumater!

by tirtle June 26, 2018

Jonathan flaum

Has a massive cock and is crazy with the ladies

I couldn’t even fit Jonathan flaums cock in my mouth last night

by Maxi pad man November 16, 2019