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functuation

a verb meaning to funk something up
"man i just gave that geography lesson some real functuation!"
by Empo Jr May 16, 2008
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Factation

To Factate, Factated (verb.)

When an Individual spouts numerous facts. Those individuals who will tell you fact after fact after fact use Factation. Usually this will lead to looks of despair on the listener's face. Often used by people who believe their intelligence is higher than your own.
During the Factation by the lecturer, the students grimaced with a look of despair.

I Factated to the audience.

I Factate often to the unwitting public.
by Paper Zatoichi May 20, 2013
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endocranial flatulation

Pseudo-scientific euphemism for brain fart. The act of temporarily forgetting what one is doing and/or performing an act which would normally considered to be stupid or sub-par for one's intelligence.
Wow... I can't believe that Al sent that email attachment of everyone's salary to the whole company! Must have been a huge endocranial flatulation.
by Dale Hemrick February 11, 2008
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oceanic flatulation

A bullshit theory about the Bermuda Triangle that the earth farts to sink the ships. The "farts" are methane hydrates, that make the water and air surrounding less dense.
Oceanic flatulation is the cause of many sunken ships around the Bermuda Triangle area.
by Cpt. Stabbin September 19, 2006
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ENCEPHALONIC FLATULATION

simply put, a brain fart. The encephalon is your brain; a flatulation is a fart. Encephalonic is the adjectival variant of encephalon; hence,
encephalonic flatulation.
Man! I can't believe that I can't remember my middle or last name. What an encephalonic flatulation I'm having!
by weave August 10, 2003
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e-fatuation

Infatuation, but over the internet. Deep feelings or a deep liking of someone you met online; most people tell themselves they love someone, but they are really only infatuated.
Man, I'm in deep e-fatuation with this girl I met on MySpace. She's so awesome.
by Desmond Jones November 3, 2005
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Factulation

Facts about an object or being.
The scientist presented much factulation about her experiment.
by loopyloops March 1, 2010
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