Goldfish Fight Club

A game created in 2016, where a student, in class on Friday, takes two goldfish crackers and squeeze sthem together to make them "fight". Whichever one breaks is the loser and thrown into a pile of crumbs, while the winner moves on to the next match. Once a clear winner is found out of the entire bag of goldfish, then he or she gets to take on the champ for an epic battle royale. During the final match, the official match theme of "Seven Nation Army" by the White Stripes must play, and if a winner is crowned, the champ will rest for the week in a zip lock bag stapled to the wall. Never speak of this information out loud to any other student in school......because the first rule of Goldfish Fight Club, is that you don't talk about Goldfish Fight Club.

Parker ignored Mr. Keith's lesson in class on Friday, because it was an intense day for Goldfish Fight Club, and she wanted to see if someone could challenge the champ.

by kskeith1978 April 14, 2017

Right fighting

This is one who will get into unnecessary conflicts to prove that they are right.

Jeff got fired for constantly right fighting management to prove himself correct.

by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016

Fight tactics

A manipulative action, move or ploy by one partner in a fake love relationship used as leverage to gain the upper hand in winning and ending an argument or disagreement without resolving anything. It’s a toxic mix of mind fuckery and lots of sex used a tool to distract you until the next time you have an argument or disagreement on this toxic roller coaster ride you call a relationship.

I don’t know why you and this girl keep going back and forth on the same things. You act like you’re stuck in a revolving door you can’t get out of.

I know but she uses crying as her fight tactics and once I see the water works I’m done. As far as me being stuck in a revolving door as long as the sex is still good I’ll be stuck for a little while longer.

by Starving Artist246 November 10, 2021

kote fight

A word that is used to describe a man touching another man's penis.

Hey, did you have a kote fight with Andrew yesterday?

by g4plm July 23, 2016

Cock Fight

The tension between two or more males when the amount of females is greatly outnumbered by the number of males at a party. Generally occurs when a few females are invited to a sausage fest, and all the guys begin to compete for their attention.

Person 1: Hey, was the party fun last night?
Person 2: Eh, it started out as a sausage fest then turned into a cock fight when Hailey and Deb showed up.

by half_dime June 20, 2011

fat bitches fighting over food

Fat bitches fighting over food is when fat bitches fight over food

You got caught looking up fat bitches fighting over food!?

by GaySexinator March 21, 2022

fight or flight

A level of stress where you decide whether to face the situation or just walk away.

I was at a meeting and my colleagues blamed me for something I didn't do. Now I'm deciding whether I should fight or flight.

by Mattdude April 14, 2015