fatwitted

An old English insult meaning "stupid", or "idiot"

Bob: Your fatwitted!
Steve: Jerk!

by WaterBottle123 March 18, 2011

figwit

Figwit is an elf Dumbass. When Frodo said "I will take it the Ring to Mordor" the camera pans to the left showing an Elf, making people go "Frodo is great...who is that?"

watch the movie dipshit

by KissMeImIrishorGetOnYourKnees. November 18, 2003

Figwit

Random Lord of the Rings Elf #617... actually has a bigger part in the book, but you'd never know it.

Figwit is an Elven nancy-pants.

by Legolass November 9, 2004

Fitbit

Slang for an attractive person. Came into prominence in the nineties and currently having a resurgence.

Also used as a flirtatious greeting;

"Alright fitbit?"

"Do you like Katie?"
"Yeah she's a proper fitbit."

by Dr. Scranny Fatchen November 4, 2015

figwit

someone with the intelligence of a fig.

"1+1 is 2, you figwit!"

by reggie_lurve August 15, 2004

Ftwitter

It is a blog all about you. You post stuff like Facebook. You can't control who sees it like twitter. You aren't limited to 140 characters like twitter. You can add friends like facebook. All in all it is like MySpace, but not gay.

Jack: Hey man, are you following me on Ftwitter?

Bill: What the fuck is a Ftwitter?

by The bacon god August 31, 2012

figwit

1.) A random exclamation or joy or surprise
2.) A not-very-well-known hobbit from LOTR with a reall gay name
3.) A street name for drugs

1.) What?? I won the jackpot??? FIIIIIIIIIIIGWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2.) Um like YEA Figwit is like sooooo much better than Frodo, like why wasn't HE in the movies???
3) " Yo pass me a lil mo of that figwit foo, u kno wha i mean!!!"

by imatease October 28, 2003