Fixtures man

to totaly interlectual higher in the feild of english football.
to be argumentative and become enraged if not said to be correct.

"that kid is a fixtures man" or "he is never going to be a fixtures man"

by Crazy brazen February 10, 2004

picture fixture

A picture of some kind that rests in a special place on the wall.

That painting is a picture fixture in my room.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

ficture

1. A picture or photograph that has been modified using Photoshop or other image editing programs so that it no longer gives a true representation of the subject matter.
2. Any image that has been modified or fabricated with the use of image editing software and passed off as real or authentic.

That photo with the donkey's head on the politician's body is clearly a ficture.

by smokybluz December 15, 2008

fixture

A mixture that can temporally fix problems.

"Man, whatever that was they gave us last night was one hell of a fixture!"

by Vanilla Gorilla January 26, 2005

fixture

a wanna-be hustla, playa, gangsta, etc.. as opposed to being a factor, a fixture can be removed from the game without causing and real problems.

it really doesn't matter if you's a fixture or a factor- walk up on that ave, man they'll have you on a platter...

- E-40

by don't rightly know anymore October 9, 2005

fixtures man

A sexy biatch who never backs down when chllenged to an argument about premiership (spl and enligsh) football.

"Hey, you don't know more about football then me, i'm fixtures man" or "you no nothing, you ain't no fixtures man"

by Fixtures Man April 27, 2004

fixture

white mans code werd for nigger

That godamn fixture just stole my car.

by Aint Myname November 18, 2003