fisticle

1. When you're giving some dude a hard-ass fisting and your fist tears through his colon and ends up inside of his sac.
2. A fist that has replaced one or both of the testes as a result of deep violent fisting.

The mayor puked up his salmon dinner when I gave him a fisticle.

by Selur Natas September 9, 2004

Fisticated

When one is constipated then, has someone fist their asshole to pull out the poop.

Girl: Oh honey, not tonight, I'm so constipated!"

Guy: "You just need to be fisticated!"

by simmie April 4, 2015

Fisticunts

A particularly brutal catfight between two or more women.

Derived from fisticuffs and cunt.

"I say, these broads are enjoying a right bout of fisticunts, wouldn't you say?"
"Here, here!"

by Evil Badman November 9, 2005

Festicles

The act in which a male / or transvestite (whatever u prefer), will paint their balls, one red one green, and their cock stripy as a candy cane, in the joy a spirit of celebrating the festive christmas season.....or any other time,, you then have FESTICLES

Josh - Dude ur festicles are hanging out!!!
Al - Oh i know
Josh - Man u sure do love christmas
Al - That i do my friend..that i do
Josh - U know what (whips out festicles), so do I
Al - Sweet, Lets strut with pride
(continues to walk down the road)

by Josh.T May 13, 2008

fishicure

a pedicure in which the dead skin on your feet is removed by "doctor fish"

Person 1: Are you coming to the movies on Friday?
Person 2: Can't. I've got a fishicure appointment.

by volleyballgrl October 9, 2008

fisticuffing

Fisticuffing is the way real men fight. With arm fully extended and bouncing slightly. Zeus was known to fight in this style as well as wyatt urp.

I was fisticuffing with someone and I beat their ass.

by RockTheJordan June 21, 2006

fisticutter

A person who repeatedly strikes hard surfaces with closed fists in order to achieve a level of physical pain that will 'alleviate' their emotional pain. Much like a 'cutter' will cut themselves to achieve the same effect.

When his friends found out he hurt himself intentionally by hitting things, one of them referred to him as a 'fisticutter.'

by GirlInterrupted May 27, 2011